Tuesday, December 18, 2007

Phokking Phantasy Phootball

Phinal
(4) S#i+ Blowing Up
(3) BOO

Da rubbermatch between dese 2, who don't deserve to be in da final. But dey're dere. So suck it, the rest of us. U'd better phokking win Corms. Though it might be amusing to see Smiff wear da Bears T-Shirt, beaming in all his glory...

Bronze Medal Yahoo Trophy Winning Who Gives A Phokking Crap Matchup
(1) Defending Negro
(2) NFL Players Assoc

Buncha Choke Artists. Once again the "It's hard to beat a team 3 times in a season" adage comes back to bite dese 2 in the @$$. In which case Sarge is a shoo in...

The Matchup That Everyone Will Be Watching
(8) TheRobot Cockroaches
(7) Fortress America

Corporal has lost 13 in a row. Ranger has lost 5 in a row and 10 of 11, his only win in that stretch coming against Corporal's Cockroaches. Ranger lost last week in a matchup where both teams failed to break the century mark, the only time that's happened all season. Something has to give. Both teams score over 200 in this one. Somehow.

You know what else is phokking ridiculous? Apparently there's a limit to the number of labels you can put in, well, there's a limit in characters anyway. Dis coulda used soooooooooooooo many more labels...

2 comments:

Smiff said...

Wah Wah Wah ...

Here's the world's smallest violin playing just for you:

&~

Ranger said...

Maybe its time to take a look at the team again. Oh well.