Lattice of Coincidence: Smiff calling it!

Thursday, April 26, 2007

Smiff calling it!

A Cole Hamels no-hitter today.

Home against the AA Nats.

Put in on da board...YES!

9 comments:

Smiff said...: Ok, dat lasted 4 outs. I meant to say CG ShO. Yeah, dat's da ticket...

(Of course, since he's a Cyclone he will probably be in a coma by the 4th inning.); April 26, 2007 at 2:21 PM
Smiff said...: Ok, phokk it den...

Washington Inning Summary
- R. Belliard popped out to left center
- R. Zimmerman singled to deep left, R. Zimmerman out at second
- D. Young homered to deep right
- A. Kearns doubled to deep left center
- R. Church struck out swinging
- End of Inning (1 Run, 3 Hits, 0 Errors); April 26, 2007 at 2:49 PM
Corms said...: Well maybe you meant a complete game win?; April 26, 2007 at 3:22 PM
Corms said...: Ooops maybe not. 3-0 Washington with the bases loaded and one out in the 6th.; April 26, 2007 at 3:23 PM
Smiff said...: He sucks.

I'm blaming Decker's "negative karma" for dis one. It's time he became a Fant (again).; April 26, 2007 at 3:28 PM
k-mad said...: AND, being out-deuled by Shawn Hill (aka, Who?), who is also a Prairie Chicken, and quite possibly, dead...; April 26, 2007 at 3:50 PM
Smiff said...: I was so wrong.

I feel like Dick.; April 26, 2007 at 4:33 PM
k-mad said...: Funny!; April 26, 2007 at 4:59 PM
Sarge said...: Cole just ran into a buzzsaw. A buzzsaw called the Nats...maybe Shawn Hill should be a Fant...he's pitching up some quality.; April 26, 2007 at 10:58 PM

A lotta people don't realize what's really going on. They view life as a buncha unconnected incidences and things. They don't realize that there's this like lattice of coincidence that lays on top of everything. I'll give ya an example, show ya what I mean. Suppose you're thinking about a plate of shrimp. Suddenly somebody will say like, "plate" -- or "shrimp" -- or "plate of shrimp" -- out of the blue, no explanation. No point looking for one either. It's all part of a cosmic unconsciousness.

"You know the way everybody's into weirdness right now? Books in all the supermarkets about Bermuda Triangles, UFOs, how the Mayans invented television, that kind of thing? Well the way I see it it's exactly the same. There ain't no difference between a flying saucer and a time machine.... People get so hung up on specifics, they miss out on seeing the whole thing. Take South America for example. In South America, thousands of people go missing every year. Nobody knows where they go. They just like disappear. But if you think about it for a minute, you realize something: there had to be a time when there was no people right? Well, where did all these people come from? Hmm? I'll tell you where: the future. Where did all these people disappear to: hmmm? the past. How did they get there? Flying saucers, which are really... yeah, you got it! Time machines!"

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Thursday, April 26, 2007

Smiff calling it!

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