Lattice of Coincidence: Oh dear

Tuesday, August 19, 2008

Oh dear

I'd say don't quit your day job, but he's bad at that too...

6 comments:

Sarge said...: I have a new favorite clip - he reminds me of a favorite but slightly embarrassing uncle...go SKILLETHEAD!!!

-What did one cloud say to the other?

-You look like a little lamb.; August 19, 2008 at 2:35 PM
Smiff said...: Is there any way to turn this off? I mean, Skilly and a bedding commercial running on a loop?

I blame Fung. He's an IT guy? MFA.; August 20, 2008 at 1:08 AM
k-mad said...: "Skilly like exploits" is the perfect label for this.; August 20, 2008 at 9:41 AM
Fungster said...: Blame the Trib. I copied their embed code and I guess that's what it does. You can always hit pause I suppose but dat's more work for Smiff and he hate dat.; August 20, 2008 at 10:14 AM
Fungster said...: I fixt it!
I am so smart!
I am so smart!
s-m-r-t!
I mean s-m-a-r-t!; August 20, 2008 at 10:34 AM
Smiff said...: I knew you could do it!!; August 20, 2008 at 12:36 PM

A lotta people don't realize what's really going on. They view life as a buncha unconnected incidences and things. They don't realize that there's this like lattice of coincidence that lays on top of everything. I'll give ya an example, show ya what I mean. Suppose you're thinking about a plate of shrimp. Suddenly somebody will say like, "plate" -- or "shrimp" -- or "plate of shrimp" -- out of the blue, no explanation. No point looking for one either. It's all part of a cosmic unconsciousness.

"You know the way everybody's into weirdness right now? Books in all the supermarkets about Bermuda Triangles, UFOs, how the Mayans invented television, that kind of thing? Well the way I see it it's exactly the same. There ain't no difference between a flying saucer and a time machine.... People get so hung up on specifics, they miss out on seeing the whole thing. Take South America for example. In South America, thousands of people go missing every year. Nobody knows where they go. They just like disappear. But if you think about it for a minute, you realize something: there had to be a time when there was no people right? Well, where did all these people come from? Hmm? I'll tell you where: the future. Where did all these people disappear to: hmmm? the past. How did they get there? Flying saucers, which are really... yeah, you got it! Time machines!"

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Tuesday, August 19, 2008

Oh dear

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