Lattice of Coincidence: time to unload Z in Great Lakes

Thursday, April 3, 2008

time to unload Z in Great Lakes

Cubs tell Carlos Zambrano to cut out caffeine

5 comments:

Corms said...: But if he's not jacked up on caffeine he might not be Crazy Carlos anymore.; April 3, 2008 at 8:34 AM
Fungster said...: Hawk & DJ went on and on and on about how nobody smoked in baseball anymore. Something about how they were paying these guys millions so why would they go mess themselves up with that stuff. Hawk even remembers the exact day he quit smoking. Sometime in the 80s I think. Is that discussion in any way related to this?; April 3, 2008 at 9:43 AM
Corms said...: Yes, Fung, it is because most people need lots of caffeine to get through an Hawk and DJ telecast.; April 3, 2008 at 11:10 AM
Smiff said...: Not having any brainz also helps. Many Sox fanz qualify.; April 3, 2008 at 11:22 AM
Anonymous said...: Smiff is a heiney bird.; April 3, 2008 at 12:32 PM

A lotta people don't realize what's really going on. They view life as a buncha unconnected incidences and things. They don't realize that there's this like lattice of coincidence that lays on top of everything. I'll give ya an example, show ya what I mean. Suppose you're thinking about a plate of shrimp. Suddenly somebody will say like, "plate" -- or "shrimp" -- or "plate of shrimp" -- out of the blue, no explanation. No point looking for one either. It's all part of a cosmic unconsciousness.

"You know the way everybody's into weirdness right now? Books in all the supermarkets about Bermuda Triangles, UFOs, how the Mayans invented television, that kind of thing? Well the way I see it it's exactly the same. There ain't no difference between a flying saucer and a time machine.... People get so hung up on specifics, they miss out on seeing the whole thing. Take South America for example. In South America, thousands of people go missing every year. Nobody knows where they go. They just like disappear. But if you think about it for a minute, you realize something: there had to be a time when there was no people right? Well, where did all these people come from? Hmm? I'll tell you where: the future. Where did all these people disappear to: hmmm? the past. How did they get there? Flying saucers, which are really... yeah, you got it! Time machines!"

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Thursday, April 3, 2008

time to unload Z in Great Lakes

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