Thursday, April 3, 2008

How to Suck at Baseball

After being one-hit yesterday, octogenarian Jamie Moyer proceeds to give five runs in the 1st today. Who do they think they are, the Cubs?

Scoring Summary
Top 1st: Washington
- R. Zimmerman grounded into fielder's choice, C. Guzman to third, L. Milledge out at second, C. Guzman scored on second baseman C. Utley's throwing error
- A. Boone singled to center, R. Zimmerman scored, A. Kearns to second
- R. Belliard doubled to deep left center, A. Boone and A. Kearns scored
- J. Flores doubled to left, R. Belliard scored
Was 5, Phi 0

5 comments:

Corms said...

The surest way to suck at baseball is to have a red P on your uniforn, or a cuddly cartoon baby bear.

Smiff said...

The clot thickens: Fightins put up a crooked number (6) in the 6th...

Corms said...

That's not really a crooked number, it's more rounded really.

Anonymous said...

If it's not straight, or there's more than one of them, it's a crooked number.

Also, the surest way to suck at baseball is to play in yuppieville to yuppies in the bleachers and yuppies in the rooftops and have absolutely no room whatsoever for buppies. Or huppies, if that exists. Or any other person that is not white. That's why I like the sout' side. Everyone's welcome down here...

Corms said...

Yeah, everyone's welcomed to get pummelled by the Ligue family.