Monday, April 21, 2008

more offensive: $45 bleacher tickets, but that's just me

Do you think the Fukudome T-shirts are offensive?
Yes (99 responses) 53.8%
No (85 responses) 46.2%
184 total responses (Results not scientific, but idiotic)

Racist T-shirt at Wrigley?

Is a shirt with "Horry Kow" on the front and Kosuke Fukudome's name on the back OK?
• Strohl: It's 'racist'
'Funny? Not at all'

I see the point, and yet this is still hilarious:

[in a Chinese restaurant]
Waiter #1, Waiter #2, Waiter #3: [singing] Deck the halls with boughs of horry, ra ra ra ra ra, ra ra ra ra.
Chop Suey Palace Owner: No, no, not 'ra ra ra ra', 'la la la la'! Try again.
Waiter #1, Waiter #2, Waiter #3: Deck the halls with boughs of horry, ra ra ra ra ra, ra ra ra ra.
Chop Suey Palace Owner: No, no! Sing something else.
Waiter #1, Waiter #2, Waiter #3: Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way. Oh what fun it is to ride in a one-horse open sreigh!

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