If it's any consolation, the "forecast" here for Tuesday is "predicting" "possible" "sleet". Of course, it's more likely monkeys will fly outta my butt, but if it does happen look for reports of people in San Diego running through the streets trying to put out their heads that are on fire.
Forecast from National Weather Service As of 3:26 PM CST on January 19, 2008
Tonight... Clear. Bitterly cold. Suckers! Lows 5 to 9 below...except 3 below to 1 above zero downtown. Wind chills as low as 20 below to 30 below zero. West winds 10 to 15 mph.
Sunday... Mostly sunny. Highs 10 to 14. Lowest wind chill readings 20 below to 30 below zero in the morning. West winds 10 to 15 mph. Are your testicles frozen?
Sunday Night... Mostly cloudy with light snow likely...mainly after midnight. Minor accumulation possible. Lows 5 to 9 above. Wind chills as low as zero to 10 below zero. West winds around 10 mph in the evening becoming light and variable...then becoming southeast around 10 mph during the predawn hours. Chance of precipitation 60 percent. You guys SUCK.
Global warming? Jimmy Carter's fucking ass...
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I stocked up on Thursday and Friday. It's nice and warm in here, unlike those suckas outside. It's freaking sunny too, so it looks glorious out there. For a phokking cold ass day.
You know - cold weather is good. The hard frost kills bacteria and other things causing all kinds of disease. It kills the bugs that would go crazy on the crops otherwise.
See Smiff, out here, in the Midwest, where I hale from, we Grow things. Things that you eat. Things the whole world eats. We feed the world. And for the privilege of feeding the world, we have to deal with a little cold and think about the wonder of a world that can embrace such extremes under the same sky.
What do you make out there in San Diego besides fish tacos and asshole quarterbacks?
You don't DESERVE sleet.
Flesh eating disease? Hadn't heard about dat one. I have heard about Lyme Disease, which killed dozens back in the "Land of Lincoln". Musta not have gotten cold enough to kill those mosquitos.
Speakin of Linkin, he was a Republican from Kentucky. Think Jim Bunning with a beard.
And whatever he did to progress this democratic experiment we've been working on for 200+ years, Dumbya's butt boy Denny helped set us back decades. Fat fuck gym teachers from NIU - dats on YOUZ GUYZ.
And don't you have something better to do - like cutting me and Barack a check? We both need the cash! My mother already voted for Hillary in Florida fer chrissakes...
What's more, it rained here this morning. I might have to get a bigger boat...and sleet is OFF (shocking):
Tonight...Partly cloudy with a slight chance of showers. Lows 45 to 52. Light winds. Chance of measurable precipitation 20 percent.
Tuesday...Partly cloudy. Slight chance of showers in the morning. Highs 58 to 63. Light winds. Chance of measurable precipitation 20 percent.
Tuesday Night...Partly cloudy. Lows 40 to 49. Light winds.
Wednesday...Partly cloudy. Highs 59 to 64. Light winds.
Wednesday Night...Partly cloudy in the evening...Becoming mostly cloudy. Slight chance of showers. Lows 41 to 50. Light winds. Chance of measurable precipitation 20 percent.
Thursday...Mostly cloudy with a chance of showers. Highs 56 to 61.
Thursday Night...Mostly cloudy with a chance of showers. Lows 46 to 54.
Friday...Mostly cloudy with a chance of showers. Highs 55 to 60.
Friday Night...Mostly cloudy in the evening...Becoming partly cloudy. Chance of showers. Colder. Lows 40 to 48.
Saturday...Partly cloudy with a chance of showers. Highs 56 to 61.
Saturday Night...Partly cloudy with a chance of showers in the evening...Then mostly clear after midnight. Lows 40 to 49.
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