Wednesday, May 23, 2007

BREAKING NEWS FLASH!!!!!!!!!!!

Oprah Winfrey's father's tell-all book about her has been put on hold. I repeat, Oprah Winfrey's father's tell-all book about her has been put on hold. That was a close one, but I believe the republic has been saved. We can now concentrate our undivided attention on the next American Idol.

1 comment:

Smiff said...

Hmmm, sounds like Papa Winfrey was gotten to...with a mound of cash. Now we'll never get to know the real story about how Oprah had him locked in a basement for years...