Lattice of Coincidence: Baseball & Chicago

Thursday, May 24, 2007

Baseball & Chicago

God, some (most) Cubs fans are phokkin morons. I especially like the part where he says, "We cannot even beat the Padres right now for Gods sake." Yeah because they suck right? Moron.

4 comments:

Smiff said...: Just asking: didn't the Padres make the playoffs last year while the Cubs lost a bajillion games??? Uh, maybe the Padres are a better team? Spending $200 million doesn't necessarily make the Cubs a better team. (also see: Soriano: albatross)

And this guy has Pagan as an untouchable? How does he have sense enough to get on a computer and type stuff?; May 24, 2007 at 11:18 AM
Corms said...: Yeah, I thought that would get a good Smiff rant. I also like Ryan Theriot being untouchable. He's a nice player, but c'mon he's David Eckstein.; May 24, 2007 at 11:39 AM
Corms said...: Even better in the game thread for last night someone suggested that they be gutsy and go with the suicide squeeze when Jack Jones was batting with DeRosa on in the 9th. Oh, I should add that there were two outs.; May 24, 2007 at 2:54 PM
k-mad said...: "My hat's off to Hendry..." did his brain come off with it?

Oh yeah: funny, funny stuff...; May 26, 2007 at 5:40 PM

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A lotta people don't realize what's really going on. They view life as a buncha unconnected incidences and things. They don't realize that there's this like lattice of coincidence that lays on top of everything. I'll give ya an example, show ya what I mean. Suppose you're thinking about a plate of shrimp. Suddenly somebody will say like, "plate" -- or "shrimp" -- or "plate of shrimp" -- out of the blue, no explanation. No point looking for one either. It's all part of a cosmic unconsciousness.

"You know the way everybody's into weirdness right now? Books in all the supermarkets about Bermuda Triangles, UFOs, how the Mayans invented television, that kind of thing? Well the way I see it it's exactly the same. There ain't no difference between a flying saucer and a time machine.... People get so hung up on specifics, they miss out on seeing the whole thing. Take South America for example. In South America, thousands of people go missing every year. Nobody knows where they go. They just like disappear. But if you think about it for a minute, you realize something: there had to be a time when there was no people right? Well, where did all these people come from? Hmm? I'll tell you where: the future. Where did all these people disappear to: hmmm? the past. How did they get there? Flying saucers, which are really... yeah, you got it! Time machines!"

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Thursday, May 24, 2007

Baseball & Chicago

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