HOLY PHOKKING $#!+ WE'RE SO PHOKKING PHOKKED

More bad advice from the Tribune

Winter storm survival tools

• Eat regularly and drink ample fluids, but avoid caffeine and alcohol.

Thanks. This alone could kill me, even on a sunny day.

Activist Judges - they go both ways

Judge strikes down healthcare reform law - chicagotribune.com

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Chillageddon 2011 claims first victim

News item: A winter storm taking aim at the Midwest has caused the Illinois Pork Producers Association to reschedule its 2011 Pork Expo.
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RUN FOR WARM CLIMATES! Ohhhhhhhhhhh, too late... we're all dead

Blizzard may be 'life threatening'

The National Weather Service has issued an unusually dire blizzard watch, calling the storm expected to start Tuesday over most of the area "dangerous, multifaceted and potentially life-threatening." Forecasts call for up to 18 inches of snow.

Sounds like the phokking changes that are about to happen are gonna be multifold...
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Feed LOC's Fish

Great plans gone awry

Fugitive says he planned suicide by bear

FLAGSTAFF, Ariz. — A convicted killer who escaped from an Arizona prison says his plan was to overdose on heroin at Yellowstone National Park and let bears eat him.

Mystery solved: Teen put piano on sand bar

MIAMI — The rumors can stop swirling: The baby grand piano that turned up on a Miami sandbar was burned to tatters by New Year’s revelers, then brought to its new home by a television designer’s teenage son who said Thursday he hoped the idea might help him get into a prestigious art school.
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Where's the beef?

This Is What Really Hides In Taco Bell's "Beef"

The only question on Chicago's mind

Do you question Jay Cutler's toughness?

Do you question Jay Cutler's toughness?

• Yes -- He was walking around on the sideline. I'd like to have seen him try harder to play. (15909 responses)

  46%

• No -- Cutler took tons of hits this year and only missed one game. Dude is tough. (12521 responses)

  36%

• I'm gonna wait for the MRI results (6045 responses)

  18%

34475 total responses

(Results not scientific, but supreeemely idiotic)

Where were you while we were gettin' high?

Burglars snort man's ashes, thought it was cocaine - Yahoo! News

D'oh!

Too many "can't spell" Wisconsin jokes in my head, can't...think...straight...

Should I be insulted?

By what the "newspaper" "recommends" I read?

Heartwarming!

"The early talk...all of that's fallen by the wayside."

Was Dick "Dick" (Dick) Dick Cheney referring to this blog?

Well, yeah, like, I mean, this is totally obvious...

Blackbird Deaths Blamed On 'Don't Ask Don't Tell' Repeal By Some Prophet-Lady

I need to start drinking...

Lee Elia: Talking to Myself

The Illinois Way

Remember that payroll tax reduction we got as a result of Obama "compromising" and the Republicans "winning"? Well, guess what? Da State Dat we live in has decided to take all dat money and then some! Allegedly, there's some hyooooooge budget hole (left by the departure of Bobby Jenks, no doubt) they have to fill, and Quinny's decided the only way to fill it is with more tax money. But just like the politicians in da beltway, dey felt that they shouldn't offend the rich by taxing them more. No, let's just regressively tax everyone more. Clearly they're trying to make Blago's comeback that much easier. And there Corporal thought he was moving AWAY from Taxachussetts!

There is sucking, there is yooomungus sucking, there is George W Bush sucking, and there is Huskie basketball

Missouri 97, Northern Illinois 61

Missouri went on a 17-0 run to start the game and held the largest halftime lead against a Division I opponent in school history at 40-points. The Tigers connected on 69 percent of their shots in the opening frame and scored a season-best 57 points.

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this won't matter after the bees disappear

Wik-Bee Leaks: EPA Document Shows It Knowingly Allowed Pesticide That Kills Honey Bees

The world honey bee population has plunged in recent years, worrying beekeepers and farmers who know how critical bee pollination is for many crops. A number of theories have popped up as to why the North American honey bee population has declined--electromagnetic radiation, malnutrition, and climate change have all been pinpointed. Now a leaked EPA document reveals that the agency allowed the widespread use of a bee-toxic pesticide, despite warnings from EPA scientists....

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Meet your new Chair of the House Foreign Affairs Committee (great work everyone!)

How Ileana Ros-Lehtinen killed the bill to prevent forced child marriages