Post # 5000!!

USA! USA! USA!

We suck

All we get are spam comments. We're no better than the Trib. I blame Smiff.

Holy $#!+ We're so Phokked!

The Amoeba is coming...

Having killed all of al-Qaida's number twos they can find, the drones are coming to write you a speeding ticket

Betcha Da Mare would love to get his hands on a couple-two-tree uh dese for da Departmenta Streets and San (and Skies?)...

FAA mulls domestic drone use

WASHINGTON (AP) — Unmanned aircraft have proved their usefulness and reliability in the war zones of Afghanistan and Iraq. Now the pressure is on to allow them to roam U.S. skies.

The Federal Aviation Administration has been asked to issue flying rights for a range of pilotless planes to carry out civilian and law-enforcement functions but has been hesitant to act. Officials are worried they might plow into airliners, cargo planes and corporate jets that zoom around at high altitudes or helicopters and hot air balloons that fly as low as a few hundred feet off the ground.

Scammers. Now on Facebook.

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This is probably nothing to worry about (cont'd)

Last seen in LA...

God is mad at... Jesus?

'Touchdown Jesus' destroyed by lightning

The 6-story-tall landmark that surprised and fascinated travelers on I-75 burns to the ground....

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another baseball analogy gone horribly wrong

Oh, Canada

They're trying, but this is not good enough. No way are they crazier than we are. Good attempt though.

Woman Sues Wireless Company After Husband Discovers Affair Through Phone Bill | The Frisky

I don't mean to seem like I care about my mom's feelings.

I just want bubbles and a dopey band for my church.

In case there was any lingering doubt that she's as bat-s#i+-crazy as her husband

"Today is a good day because today begins a process to correct a terrible injustice that’s been done to my husband, our family and the people of Illinois."

-- Patti Blagojevich

Yep, they all look alike....

Better than Fred Armisen, i guess...

Porn Valley "samurai sword" slasher played Obama in adult film

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Mourning "Dollar Bill" Wirtz - The Movie

Buzzing News

Are cell phones killing off bees?

SHAMEFUL McCAIL WEB BLASTED BY HAYWORTH CAMPAIGN

J.D. Hayworth is getting sick and tired of Senator John McCain (R-Ariz.) always reminding people of that time Radar magazine put him on that list of America's Dumbest Congresspersons...

Put a bumblebee in your butt, Put a clock in your butt, Put a big rock in your butt...

Let the Da Mare put a gun in your butt...

How Does Sarge (Keep) Do(ing) It?

Movie Tickets Reach $20

SHOCKING!

Preckwinkle says 2012 earliest she'd cut back county sales tax

Vote for me and I'll cut your taxe....Now that I'm (a shoo in to be) in office I like the tax just fine, and will find any old excuse to keep it.

Is anyone surprised?

The (final) countdown

Sarah Palin Fan Club Predicts the Date and Place of Palin's Presidential Announcement

I think I can, I think I can, I think....

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