Wednesday, July 1, 2009

Typical

Cub fan's hunger strike

First, I thought a hunger strike was eating NO food, not this less than I need bull$#!+. Second, you usually go on one of dese for only one reason, not dis "oh, and I'm also trying to lose weight. Seriously. Even Cub fans won't go all the way. Pathetic.
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2 comments:

smiff said...

I say, LET HIM DIE.

July 1, 2009 at 1:27 PM
k-mad said...

Woody Allen on the modified hunger strike:

The problem with the hunger strike is that after several days one can get quite hungry, particularly since sound trucks are paid to go through the street saying, "Um ... what nice chicken - ummm ... some peas ... umm ..." A modified form of the hunger strike for those whose political convictions are not quite so radical is giving up chives. This small gesture, when used properly, can greatly influence a government, and it is well known that Mahatma Gandhi’s insistence on eating his salads untossed shamed the British government into many concessions.

July 1, 2009 at 5:09 PM

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