Lattice of Coincidence: Maybe Fung could help us out with this phokking piece of s#i+?

Wednesday, February 11, 2009

Maybe Fung could help us out with this phokking piece of s#i+?

5 comments:

Fungster said...: What the phokk is that? It's the kind of phokking $#!+ that keep phokkers like me phokking employed. So naturally Fung is phokking delighted with the phokking new release of that $#!+.

It will make a nice phokking doorstop in about 6 months...; February 12, 2009 at 1:13 PM
Smiff said...: Well, Smiff can't get the fucking clip to play. Or is that the joke?; February 12, 2009 at 1:52 PM
Fungster said...: No, that means you're using either a sucky Mac, or a perfectly functioning PC. Oh, wait, I meant the opposite of that...; February 13, 2009 at 8:35 AM
Smiff said...: A PC. Dell. Still doesn't work. The phokking thing sucks.; February 13, 2009 at 1:10 PM
k-mad said...: Too bad you can't see it, because then you could more fully appreciate how bitterly ironic it is that you can't see it.; February 15, 2009 at 10:16 AM

A lotta people don't realize what's really going on. They view life as a buncha unconnected incidences and things. They don't realize that there's this like lattice of coincidence that lays on top of everything. I'll give ya an example, show ya what I mean. Suppose you're thinking about a plate of shrimp. Suddenly somebody will say like, "plate" -- or "shrimp" -- or "plate of shrimp" -- out of the blue, no explanation. No point looking for one either. It's all part of a cosmic unconsciousness.

"You know the way everybody's into weirdness right now? Books in all the supermarkets about Bermuda Triangles, UFOs, how the Mayans invented television, that kind of thing? Well the way I see it it's exactly the same. There ain't no difference between a flying saucer and a time machine.... People get so hung up on specifics, they miss out on seeing the whole thing. Take South America for example. In South America, thousands of people go missing every year. Nobody knows where they go. They just like disappear. But if you think about it for a minute, you realize something: there had to be a time when there was no people right? Well, where did all these people come from? Hmm? I'll tell you where: the future. Where did all these people disappear to: hmmm? the past. How did they get there? Flying saucers, which are really... yeah, you got it! Time machines!"

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Wednesday, February 11, 2009

Maybe Fung could help us out with this phokking piece of s#i+?

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