Wednesday, November 12, 2008

BRING IT ON

5 million people to rehearse for California's big earthquake

At exactly 10 a.m. tomorrow, about 5 million people in Southern California will drop to the ground, take cover under a sturdy piece of furniture and hold on at the same time. Radio stations and school p.a. systems will play a sound track of rumbling and crashing, along with a man's voice declaring, "If this were the magnitude 7.8 earthquake we're practicing for today, you would be experiencing sudden and intense back-and-forth motions of up to 6 ft. per second. The floor or the ground would jerk sideways out from under you. Look around and imagine."....
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2 comments:

k-mad said...

Can I be the guy on the PA system who gets to scare the s#i+ out of the little children? I might point out to them that the ceiling lights will be crashing down around them, and that God might not be so angry with them if they had behaved.

k-mad said...

"Look around and imagine... you could have prevented all this..."