5 million people to rehearse for California's big earthquake
At exactly 10 a.m. tomorrow, about 5 million people in Southern California will drop to the ground, take cover under a sturdy piece of furniture and hold on at the same time. Radio stations and school p.a. systems will play a sound track of rumbling and crashing, along with a man's voice declaring, "If this were the magnitude 7.8 earthquake we're practicing for today, you would be experiencing sudden and intense back-and-forth motions of up to 6 ft. per second. The floor or the ground would jerk sideways out from under you. Look around and imagine."....
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Can I be the guy on the PA system who gets to scare the s#i+ out of the little children? I might point out to them that the ceiling lights will be crashing down around them, and that God might not be so angry with them if they had behaved.
"Look around and imagine... you could have prevented all this..."
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