Wednesday, August 13, 2008

SUCKS-like symptoms infest Team USA dugout

Night of the Tiffees Part II - The Horroring

With former/current K-Madders Tiffee, Koplove, LaPorta, Schierholtz, Marson, and most ominously, Dexter Fowler on his first day as a Prairie Chicken, these poor phokks never had a chance.

Jung Bong started for Korea. Winning pitcher: Y Suk Min.

2 comments:

Smiff said...

At least we beat Mali in women's basketball.

k-mad said...

Final observations on this epic contest:

1. I slept through most of it.

2. Joe Magrane, former starting moran for the St. Louis Cardinals and current broadcaster for the Tampa Bay Jesus Rays, who also has the ability to clearly distinguish a squirrel from an orangutan: "I've always thought, batters are allowed to use pine tar to hold the bat -- why shouldn't pitchers be allowed to use pine tar to hold the ball?"

3. US coach (not manager?) Davey Johnson has that same "what the phokk is going on, I could sure go for a tasty squirrel right now, did I remember to put my pants on" expression as John McCain.

4. The US team REALLY sucks.

5. Zzzzzzzz.