Wednesday, November 21, 2007

no stopping The Huckster

First Chuck Norris, then Ted Nugent, now this...

Ric Flair: "Mike Huckabee is the Man, Whooooo!"
Former World Heavyweight Champion 'Nature Boy' to Officially Endorse Huckabee on Saturday before Clemson-Carolina Game

"I am honored to have the support of Ric Flair. I'm a huge fan of the Nature Boy. My children grew up watching him and the Four Horseman. Most of all, I look forward to having Nature Boy join me on the campaign trail at the South Carolina-Clemson game this weekend. Ric's endorsement will help us put a figure four leg lock on our opponents."

Now, i wonder if this troika of morons, like Huckabee, who is a creationist and doesn't believe in evolution, think these things came from outer space?

Fossil found of world's biggest bug

British scientists have stumbled across a fossilized claw, part of an ancient sea scorpion, that is of such large proportion it would make the entire creature the biggest bug ever. How big? Bigger than you, and at 8 feet long as big as some Smart cars. The discovery in 390-million-year-old rocks suggests that spiders, insects, crabs and similar creatures were far larger in the past than previously thought, said Simon Braddy, a University of Bristol paleontologist and one of the study's three authors. “This is an amazing discovery,” he said Tuesday. “We have known for some time that the fossil record yields monster millipedes, super-sized scorpions, colossal cockroaches, and jumbo dragonflies. But we never realized until now just how big some of these ancient creepy-crawlies were,” he said.

5 comments:

k-mad said...

POLL*: Does Iowa Love Huckabee?
Huckabee surges in Iowa fueled by core Republican groups

* Poll results not scientific (but idiotic)

k-mad said...

"core Republican groups" is a polite term for wingnuts.

Fungster said...

Didn't Huckabee also get Chuck Norris' endorsement? So much for liberal Hollywood...

Fungster said...

Maybe I should read the whole thing before commenting...

Fungster said...

And those big bugs were around less than 10,000 years ago. Just like dinasaurs. Sabre-tooth tigers. The great flood crushed and buried them all.