Pathetic

The Cubs couldn't score ONE run off Antonio AlfonSUCKO, Joe Table, or J.C. "The Wild Thing" Romero, who couldn't find his ass with one hand, never mind two. At that point, the game should have been called with the Phillies declared the victors.

Oh yeah, Brett Myers: SUCKS. He appears terminally infected by the Decker-K-Mad Suckiest Suck That Ever Sucked Disease, which is incurable. Thanks a lot.