Showing posts with label watching flies phokk. Show all posts
Showing posts with label watching flies phokk. Show all posts
Tuesday, September 23, 2008
watching flies phokk: the dramatic backstory
Today's fact: The Golf Channel has reality TV programs.
Wednesday, August 20, 2008
life just keeps getting better (unless you're the rezzidunt and had to give up golf out of respect for the troops)
Driving range planned for Near West Side
(Crain’s) — Downtown duffers who want to work on their swing may soon have a place nearby to do it.
A little-known Chicago real estate developer plans to build a 140,000-square-foot indoor golf driving range and fitness center at 401 N. Ogden Ave. on the Near West Side, according to a zoning application filed with the city...
Sandwiched between train tracks to the north and south, the three-story building would offer a year-round opportunity for golfers to working on their driving, chipping and putting within a few minutes of downtown...
(Crain’s) — Downtown duffers who want to work on their swing may soon have a place nearby to do it.
A little-known Chicago real estate developer plans to build a 140,000-square-foot indoor golf driving range and fitness center at 401 N. Ogden Ave. on the Near West Side, according to a zoning application filed with the city...
Sandwiched between train tracks to the north and south, the three-story building would offer a year-round opportunity for golfers to working on their driving, chipping and putting within a few minutes of downtown...
Tuesday, July 22, 2008
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TV host Williams: Omarosa 'delusional, pathetic' (duh)
By DERRIK J. LANG, AP Entertainment Writer
LOS ANGELES (Smiff's northern suburb)- Reality TV villain Omarosa (this name sounds familiar - was she fired as some point?) sparred with talk show host Wendy Williams (who?) on Monday in a spat that at one point turned physical (cat fight? Is there video?).
She appeared on Fox's (how low can you go?) "The Wendy Williams Show" (everyone has a show these days - and they're so unimaginative that they just name it after themselves) to promote her upcoming book (shameless money making scheme) but instead spent more time trading insults with the radio personality-turned-talk show host.
"I wanted to throw her off the set," Williams later told The Associated Press (I think we would all have chipped in for bail).
The altercation started when Omarosa Manigault-Stallworth first walked onto the daytime talk show and said she was displeased with Williams' introduction of her and would not be disrespected (oh no you didn't). Things got uglier when Williams grabbed Omarosa's book cover to hold it up to the camera, and Omarosa snatched it back out of Williams' hand (oh snap).
"Omarosa wished her career was my career," (really? coz, I'd at least heard of her, and still aren't sure who you are) Williams told the AP. "Omarosa is a delusional, D-list, pathetic woman."(er, the only person that's actually D-list is Kathy Griffin. Everyone else is on some list either higher or lower than D)
The yanking gave way to Omarosa attacking Williams' appearance (that's like the pot calling the kettle, er, um, eh, I'm a darky, I can say it, black), asking the talk show host whether she had had a nose job and suggesting she shouldn't wear wigs (but it's so much faster than going down to the salon, and way cheaper too).
But Williams didn't stay silent throughout the heated interview (she ain't no punk ass). She called Omarosa "a typical angry black woman" (oh snap - yes, you can use it more than once)and suggested cosmetic injections could fix her wrinkles.
Will there be a rematch? (catfight at midnight? dustup in makeup?)
"I have no reason to invite Omarosa back to the show," (wuss) said Williams. "That's done. She had her moment."
Omarosa was a contestant on the first "Apprentice" with Donald Trump in 2004. Her domineering personality quickly earned her enemies among fellow contestants and TV viewers (and, apparently, 15 minutes of fame that's in about minute 14 somewhere).
An after-hours telephone message and e-mail to Omarosa's publicist were not immediately returned Monday.
TV host Williams: Omarosa 'delusional, pathetic' (duh)
By DERRIK J. LANG, AP Entertainment Writer
LOS ANGELES (Smiff's northern suburb)- Reality TV villain Omarosa (this name sounds familiar - was she fired as some point?) sparred with talk show host Wendy Williams (who?) on Monday in a spat that at one point turned physical (cat fight? Is there video?).
She appeared on Fox's (how low can you go?) "The Wendy Williams Show" (everyone has a show these days - and they're so unimaginative that they just name it after themselves) to promote her upcoming book (shameless money making scheme) but instead spent more time trading insults with the radio personality-turned-talk show host.
"I wanted to throw her off the set," Williams later told The Associated Press (I think we would all have chipped in for bail).
The altercation started when Omarosa Manigault-Stallworth first walked onto the daytime talk show and said she was displeased with Williams' introduction of her and would not be disrespected (oh no you didn't). Things got uglier when Williams grabbed Omarosa's book cover to hold it up to the camera, and Omarosa snatched it back out of Williams' hand (oh snap).
"Omarosa wished her career was my career," (really? coz, I'd at least heard of her, and still aren't sure who you are) Williams told the AP. "Omarosa is a delusional, D-list, pathetic woman."(er, the only person that's actually D-list is Kathy Griffin. Everyone else is on some list either higher or lower than D)
The yanking gave way to Omarosa attacking Williams' appearance (that's like the pot calling the kettle, er, um, eh, I'm a darky, I can say it, black), asking the talk show host whether she had had a nose job and suggesting she shouldn't wear wigs (but it's so much faster than going down to the salon, and way cheaper too).
But Williams didn't stay silent throughout the heated interview (she ain't no punk ass). She called Omarosa "a typical angry black woman" (oh snap - yes, you can use it more than once)and suggested cosmetic injections could fix her wrinkles.
Will there be a rematch? (catfight at midnight? dustup in makeup?)
"I have no reason to invite Omarosa back to the show," (wuss) said Williams. "That's done. She had her moment."
Omarosa was a contestant on the first "Apprentice" with Donald Trump in 2004. Her domineering personality quickly earned her enemies among fellow contestants and TV viewers (and, apparently, 15 minutes of fame that's in about minute 14 somewhere).
An after-hours telephone message and e-mail to Omarosa's publicist were not immediately returned Monday.
Monday, July 14, 2008
regarding Brett Favre's (non-)retirement (cont'd)
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Monday, June 23, 2008
Why driving is so awesome
And riding the bus is so for losers...
Yes! It's the Knight Rider satnav!
Or perhaps I should call this beating a dead horse silly. Trying to extract a river from a pebble. Making a mountain out of Shakira's small and humble boobies. Siphoning additional value from an 80's TV series. Oh, wait...
Yes! It's the Knight Rider satnav!
Or perhaps I should call this beating a dead horse silly. Trying to extract a river from a pebble. Making a mountain out of Shakira's small and humble boobies. Siphoning additional value from an 80's TV series. Oh, wait...
Saturday, June 14, 2008
Tiger Woods is leading a golf tournament!!!
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Thursday, June 12, 2008
no stopping these End Times
Woods double bogeys to start US Open
Tiger Woods is at even par as Phil Mickelson struggles at the U.S. Open. Steve Stricker and Patrick Sheehan lead.
Tuesday, June 10, 2008
T H E R E M U S T B E A G O D !
Woods looks sharp in practice
During a practice round for the 108th U.S Open early Monday morning, a relaxed-looking Tiger Woods plays the Torrey Pines South Course and looks fully capable of attacking Torrey Pines with his full game.Monday, May 26, 2008
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