Showing posts with label Phokk Everybody. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Phokk Everybody. Show all posts

Wednesday, March 5, 2008

if you want your blood to boil while projectile vomiting...

Watch The Rezzidunce endorse McCrazy...
Scroll down past Hillary (yuch!):

http://weblogs.baltimoresun.com/news/politics/blog/

Among the many insane things said here, the craziest is always when Dumbya talks about "respecting life":

"...how to have a culture that respects the dignity of every human being."

By every, of course, he only means rich phokks who might give him some money. How about those children not getting health care through S-CHIP? How's their dignity, Mr. President? Oh yeah, FUCK YOU, KIDS! The soldiers in Iraq? the veterans back home? FUCK YOU, too, suckers! The thousands of dead Iraqis? FUCK YOU--they don't even count as human beings, everybody knows dat. ETC. Well, i can't wait to see Mr. FUCKFACE on the campaign trail trying to scare up votes (literally) for McCryptkeeper...

Friday, November 30, 2007

SHOCKING!

Cubs raise ticket prices

November 30, 2007 BY TONI GINNETTI

The price of success and maintaining an aging ball park will cost Cubs fans as much as 30 percent more next season. The team is raising the price of all classes of seats after a two-year price hold. The price of the highest price club box seats will rise from $54 to $70 for 25 ‘‘regular’’ games and from $65 to $80 for 50 designated ‘‘prime’’ games.

The price of bleacher seats will rise from $30 to $36 for regular games and from $40 to $45 for prime games. The lowest-priced seats, upper deck reserve outfield, will go from $14 to $16 for regular games and from$17 to $20 for prime games. There will be six ‘‘value’’ games with lower prices, from$50 for the highest price seats to $10 for the lowest price seats and $22 for bleacher seats.

‘‘Our pledge to field a championship team*, improve the playing field and maintain the 93-year-old Friendly Confines requires we take this [price increase] step now,’’ director of ticket operations Frank Maloney said in a letter to season’s ticketholders. ‘‘The Cubs average ticket price remains significantly lower than the Boston Red Sox, the only other team still playing in a park as old as ours.’’ The Red Sox have set 2008 ticket prices ranging from $26 for bleacher seats to $125 for the highest-priced field box seats.

*He'll be here all week - enjoy the veal.

Thursday, August 30, 2007

dis ain't gonna help

Chi White Sox 1
Texas 5
Final

Against the gutless Kevin Millwood, no less... Look for Ozzie to try to get into the Sox'zz charter plane's cockpit during their approach to Cleveland and try to crash it into Lake Erie. At least that's what he should do, if he were a man.

Sunday, July 1, 2007

how bad is Chicago getting?

Bad enough that Muncie, Indiana looked really good this weekend.

Thursday, June 28, 2007

udders laughed at, scorned, made fun of Smiff

Dose phokkers will be sorry...

Max Scherzer fanned 11 in six scoreless innings Wednesday for Double-A Tennessee. Scherzer was making his second start for Tennessee. In five outings since signing with the Diamondbacks on May 31, he has a 1.29 ERA and a 45/5 K/BB ratio in 28 innings. He seems like a real possibility to help out in the second half.