turns out he also sucks as a manager

"If Kenny brought Beckham here, it's because Josh Fields was not doing his job."
-- Ozzie &*@#! Guillen

Josh Fields in 2009: .237 BA, .304 OBP, .333 SLG, .637 OPS
Ozzie Guillen's career stats: .264 BA, .287 OBP, .338 SLG, .626 OPS

You know you're a YOOOGE scumbag...

... when Dan Walker thinks you're a scumbag.

A disgrace to the state
By Dan Walker
December 11, 2008

While I admittedly erred in my private life 10 years after serving as Illinois governor—and paid the price for my mistakes—I am too proud of my state and my unblemished service as governor to remain silent about the despicable conduct of Gov. Rod Blagojevich.
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write your own punchline doubleheader

Romney takes swipes at 'elitist' Obama
McCain camp calls Obama 'recklessly dishonest'

and who has been more responsible about protecting the Iraqi people, our most vital interests, and the future of the Middle East than McBush & Co.?

"To promise a withdrawal of our forces from Iraq, regardless of the calamitous consequences to the Iraqi people, our most vital interests, and the future of the Middle East, is the height of irresponsibility."

-- John McCain