Ah, the random poetry of the Facebook Newsfeed...

Stella N. is alive......... yayy!!! 2 hours ago

Kinnier L. is not. 2 hours ago

Anya E. is glad to see scott did not get eaten by a shark. 15 minutes ago

one of the more remarkable accomplishments of the Palin-McCain ticket... I'm sorry, I mean McCain-Palin...

Making Paris Hilton appear clever.

Smiff writing for Huffington?

...one of the main reasons why the nation appears to be lining up against Senator McCain's insanely obvious lack of integrity could be because his very serious and mavericky campaign strategy can be described in four simple words:

Blurt Out Random Crap.