Showing posts with label global warming my phokking a$$ (John Coleman is right). Show all posts
Showing posts with label global warming my phokking a$$ (John Coleman is right). Show all posts

Monday, January 31, 2011

RUN FOR WARM CLIMATES! Ohhhhhhhhhhh, too late... we're all dead


Blizzard may be 'life threatening'

The National Weather Service has issued an unusually dire blizzard watch, calling the storm expected to start Tuesday over most of the area "dangerous, multifaceted and potentially life-threatening." Forecasts call for up to 18 inches of snow.

Sounds like the phokking changes that are about to happen are gonna be multifold...
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Friday, December 17, 2010

Skilly sez:

"Below normal temperatures for the 15th day this month. Highs Friday to be 12 degrees below normal."

All you climate change Chicken Littles can suck a snowman.

Monday, December 22, 2008

since when has "numbness in the upper extremity" been a warning sign for Bears fans?

Cold may be unbearable
Football fans are warned over added perils of alcohol
(UnBEARable! Get it? Funny stuff... Ed...)

Booze and the Bears go together naturally for many fans at Soldier Field, but an expert warns that may be a dangerous combination on a frigid Monday night.

With the windchill expected to make lakefront temperatures feel like around zero during the Bears-Packers game, the commissioner of the Chicago Department of Public Health warned fans to beware the dangers of alcohol.

Alcohol makes blood vessels dilate and stretch, allowing body heat to escape more quickly, said Dr. Terry Mason. . .

"It doesn't take very long to get cold," he said. "Don't wait until your extremities start to feel numb. . ."

"Unfortunately, it's going to be pretty darn cold," said meteorologist Eric Lenning.

Monday, November 17, 2008

Friedman working our side of da street

An industry that became brain-dead: by Thomas L. Friedman

"...And it included endless lobbying to block Congress from raising the miles-per-gallon requirements. The result was an industry that became brain-dead.

Nothing typified this more than statements like those of Bob Lutz, GM's vice chairman. He has been quoted as saying that hybrids like the Toyota Prius “make no economic sense.” And, in February, D Magazine of Dallas quoted him as saying that global warming “is a total crock of [expletive].”


These are the guys taxpayers are being asked to bail out."
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Monday, July 14, 2008

President throws drilling wide open


Unfortunately, this makes Corporal's electrical dream car a little less necessary. But it does raise some intriguing questions regarding Bush's remaining single daughter. Damn you Henry Chase Hager. Damn you to hell.


Tuesday, May 27, 2008

Spring? MF@.

Current conditions:
Temperature: 46
Wind: NNE 21 mph, gusting to 125 mph
Wind chill: -8