Hey retail workers! You've worked hard all year for that tasty Thanksgiving dinner!

Phokk you! You're not getting one! Bet now you wish you'd gotten that MBA like we have. Dummies! While you're up, pour me another drink.

Black Friday Moves to Thursday as Stores Woo Shoppers
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Blimey!

What has this world come to? Even kids aren't immune from layoffs! Why there ought to be a law...

When you want to make a zero tolerance omelet, sometimes you have to break a few eggs of excessive intrusion

News item: The case of a 13-year-old Arizona girl strip-searched by school officials looking for ibuprofen pain-reliever will be heard by the U.S. Supreme Court this week.

What the Main Stream Media won't tell you: In the wake of 9/11, school officials had good reason to suspect that it was ibuprofen laced with anthrax.
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guns, butter, and tax cuts...

and I'll be dead by the time it all totally blows up! Sounds like a win-win-win-win-hey-kids-phokk-you to me.

meanwhile, the clown crisis continues to roil unnoticed in the background

“Our goal was to create this sort of craziness in your mind,” says Chad Benjamin Potter, the lead clown on the project. “When you think of clowns you think of costumes and makeup and hair. When you think naked clowns, that’s something else entirely.”

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Krusty the Clown: Uh, just one thing. Are you guys any good at covering up any youthful and middle-aged indiscretions?
Mr. Burns: Are these indiscretions romantic, financial, or treasonous?
Krusty the Clown: A Russian hooker. You tell me.
Mr. Burns: Oh, no problem. We'll say you were on a fact-finding mission.
Krusty the Clown: I did find out one fact. She was a guy.

sounds like time for a tax cut

In districts across the United States, budget shortfalls are resulting in locked-up schools, flurries of pink slips, and empty shelves where new books and computers should be.

Bush to future generations: phokk you kids

Bush weighs in against Senate climate bill

WASHINGTON (AP) – President Bush weighed in Monday against a Senate bill that would require dramatic cuts in climate-changing greenhouse pollution, cautioning senators "to be very careful about running up enormous costs for future generations of Americans."

The Senate climate bill expected to be debated much of this week would cut emissions of carbon dioxide from burning fossil fuels and other greenhouse gases by about 70 percent over the next four decades. The bill targets power plants, refineries, factories and transportation.

Supporters argue that the shift away from fossil fuels can be made without significant economic damage and that failure to address global warming itself would produce greater economic harm later this century.

Bush, during a White House event that focused on keeping taxes low, said the Senate bill "would impose roughly $6 trillion in new costs on the American economy." The president in the past has expressed opposition to mandatory limits on carbon dioxide and other pollution linked to global warming.

“There's a much better way to address the environment than imposing these costs ... which will ultimately have to be borne by American consumers,” said Bush, who has favored voluntary efforts and technology innovation to address global warming.

White House spokeswoman Dana Perino said Bush would veto the bill as it stands, but said it seems unlikely the legislation would clear the Senate anyway.

Bush, meanwhile, did not say how the $6 trillion figure he cited was arrived at.

he is probably also a tarrist

For Little Children, Grown-Up Labels As Sexual Harassers
By Brigid Schulte
Washington Post Staff Writer
Thursday, April 3, 2008; A01

In his seven years, Randy Castro has been an aspiring soccer player, an accomplished Lego architect and a Royal Ranger at his Pentecostal church. He also, according to his elementary school record, sexually harassed a first-grade classmate.

During recess at his Woodbridge school one day in November, when he was 6, he said, he smacked the classmate's bottom. The girl told the teacher. The teacher took Randy to the principal, who told him such behavior was inappropriate. School officials wrote an incident report calling it "Sexual Touching Against Student, Offensive," which will remain on his student record permanently.

Then, as Randy sat in the principal's office, they called the police.

"I thought they were going to take me to prison," Randy said recently. "I was scared."

Smiff's new hobby

May also explain Roddick's hubby - Smiff took dis to the next level and modified a human...

Internet Miss Bimbo game for girls attacked by parents

dere is annudder doomsday direkkly behind dis one (cont'd)

Chicago schools to Springfield: We need $180 million

News item: Chicago Public Schools officials said Thursday they need an additional $180 million in state aid to balance the fiscal 2009 budget. But they stopped short of threatening to shut schools, lay off teachers or take other severe steps if the money doesn’t arrive.

(Springfield to Chicago schools: go phokk yourselves... ed.)

dere is annudder doomsday direkkly behind dis one

Doomsday plan would close 2 Cook hospitals
All 12 of county's neighborhood clinics also would be shut

(Crain’s) — Cook County would close two of its three hospitals and a center that treats one-third of the area’s HIV patients under a doomsday budget scenario officials put forth Friday.

Congressional Republicans sustain Dumbya's message to poor kids: "Why don't you phokkers just die already."

Republicans Sustain Bush’s S-CHIP Veto

The House [debated] the override of the President’s veto of the revised bipartisan SCHIP (State Children’s Health Insurance Program) bill. The President’s veto on December 12 denied health care to children of hardworking families across America just as the country began experiencing an economic downturn, with families increasingly struggling with the costs of heat, food, gas and health care*.

* Yeah...so? There are plenty of bridges out there for people to live under. Or get that phokker Jimmy Carter to build them one big house in Wyoming or somewhere. What the economy really needs is more give-aways and set-asides for multinational corporations - what don't these phokking poor kids get together and become one of these? Then they would have lots of money, get HYOOOGE tax cuts and wouldn't need "socialized medicine." Phokking kids, while you're at it, get off my damn property!

Hey Kids: Merry Phokking Christmas!

Bush vetoes children's health insurance bill for second time

Plutocrats Run Amok (cont'd)

Sean Hannity: morally bankrupt or morally degenerate?

Halloween Is Teaching Your Kids To Be Liberal

Just when you think they can’t possibly become a bigger cariacature than they are, FOX News has declared a “War on Halloween.” Seriously.

HANNITY: By the way, Halloween is a liberal holiday, because we're teaching our children --
COLMES: Oh, come on. Please.
HANNITY: -- to beg for something for free.
RIVERA: Do you notice I wore my costume? I wore my mustache tonight.

Hey Sean, if you don't want to give candy away to begging kids, don't open the door. Or better yet, open the door and then slam it in their snot-nosed faces, just like Republican Party does. Also, tell them to get off your goddamn property. I'm with ya Sean, i hate kids, too. And if you really want to see some begging, check out Christmas. But then, that is a liberal holiday. Jesus's birfday--you know, the biggest liberal of all-time. Why, he would even forgive a gigantic phokking @sshole like Sean Hannity and his complete lack of Judeo-Christian values. Not me though, i hope you burn in hell for all eternity...

Instead of where his heart should be, Sean Hannity has a burning paper bag filled with shit.

prepare to be shocked again

Bush is the biggest spender since LBJ

WASHINGTON — George W. Bush, despite all his recent bravado about being an apostle of small government and budget-slashing, is the biggest spending president since Lyndon B. Johnson. In fact, he's arguably an even bigger spender than LBJ.

"He’s a big government guy," said Stephen Slivinski, the director of budget studies at Cato Institute, a libertarian research group.

One could point out that there's spending, and then there's pissing money down the drain, and then there's pissing away BEEEELLLIONS of dollars every month to actually phokk things up way da phokk worse than they already were... but I won't.

If you repeat a lie often enough, you are a Republican (cont'd)

From American Progress:

RIGHT-WING HYSTERIA: The few right-wing lawmakers who continue to stand with Bush have rallied around an imaginary provision in the SCHIP bill, claiming it provides health insurance for undocumented immigrants. Rep. Steve King (R-IA) said the bill provided care for "illegals and their parents." Rep. Nathan Deal (R-GA) engaged in similar demagoguery, claiming the bill was a "multi-billion giveaway to illegal aliens." The SCHIP legislation does not cover undocumented immigrants. The Center on Budget and Policy Priorities reports that "undocumented immigrants have never been eligible for regular Medicaid or SCHIP," and the current bill "maintains this prohibition."

Decider decides kids can go phokk dereselves (cont'd)

"...it's worth pointing out that Bush's claim is misleading at best, simply wrong at worst."

How bout: fullas#it?

hey kids--or should i say, suckers--PHOKK YOU!

Overturn of veto unlikely
House Democratic leaders have identified only one additional vote for expanding a children's health insurance, not nearly enough to prevail in Thursday's vote on overriding President Bush's veto.

Explaining his use of the veto, Bush said: “That's one way to ensure that I am relevant. That's one way to ensure that I am in the process.”

Also ensures what a TREMENDOUSLY, GAPINGLY HYOOOOOOOGE @$$HOLE JERK YOU ARE, TOO.

Bud Lite: Still an Idiot

Let's see if i've got this straight. There are 3 games today, with the Phillies game starting at noon on the west coast, and the Cubs starting after 10pm on the east coast. Hey kids, want to watch the playoffs? Sorry, you can't. What did you expect, you're not getting health care, either. And why aren't they playing two games today and two games tomorrow? Meanwhile, the Red Sox & Angels are OFF tomorrow, with ANOTHER off day on Saturday. Now that's just plain drool cup stoooopid.

Oh yeah, the TBS announcers? HATE. Always have, always will...