A shocking percentage of Lou Dobbs viewers agreed with... woops!

Do you believe the Food and Drug Administration will ever find the source of the salmonella outbreak?
Yes 11% 595
No 89% 4692
Total Votes: 5287
Poll results not scientific (but idiotic)

News item: Call it the smoking jalapeno. After nearly two months of mystery, the U.S. Food and Drug Administration has identified a jalepeno pepper that is contaminated with the same strain of Salmonella saintpaul that has sickened more than 1,237 people in 43 states.

It's the first time during this outbreak that a test has found the salmonella strain in a piece of produce.

The discovery, which will be announced shortly by FDA, was made at a packing plant in McAllen, Texas, according to a source familiar with the issue. The pepper was grown in Mexico, the source said, but was sent to the U.S. for sale. Authorities are not sure where it was contaminated with salmonella.

A shockingly large percentage of Lou Dobbs viewers are so freaking obviously lemmings (cont)

Do you believe the government of the United States should, at a minimum, keep track of people who are in this country on so-called "temporary visas?"

Yes: 98%
No (and Lou of course can't imagine who these phokks are): 2%

Coming next, a definition of what "keeping track of" means.

a shocking percentage of Lou Dobbs viewers agreed with Lou Dobbs last night (cont'd)

Do you believe enforcing the law is scapegoating?
Yes 6% 184
No 94% 2773
Total Votes: 2957
(Sublimely idiotic though it may be, this is not a scientific poll)

a shocking percentage of Lou Dobbs viewers have lapsed into a Lou Dobbs-viewing-induced coma

Do you believe Senator Hillary Clinton should run as an Independent candidate for President?
Yes 58% 7287
No 42% 5188
Total Votes: 12475
This is not a scientific poll