Great news from John Coleman! We have nothing to worry about! Things are doing just fine! #BRAWNDO #biiLLLions

Happy Phokking Birthday @Smiff

Smiff records annudder tick on da odometer of life today. Dis may make him less grumpy than normal, so ask for any special favors today. Don't forget to purchase for him excessive amounts of alcohol! Coz you have to make up for me - I ain't gonna do it!

Bill "Always Wrong" Kristol really not even trying to not be wrong anymore

The health care system is in swell shape, and besides, isn't doing nothing always better than doing anything anyway?

"There is no health care crisis, and doing no harm is far preferable to doing real damage to a good health care system."
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You Guys Are Great

Famous Mayors to Discuss How to Keep Cities Great

Chicago Mayor Richard Daley and former Mayor of Bogotá Enrique Peñalosa will lead a discussion on “The Upside of Down: How to Keep Our Cities Great” at 7:30 am March 20 at the Forum Auditorium on the Scripps Institution of Oceanography campus of the University of California, San Diego....

7freaking30 - in the morning?! Unlikely Smiff will be there...
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life just keeps getting better (unless you're the rezzidunt and had to give up golf out of respect for the troops)

Driving range planned for Near West Side

(Crain’s) — Downtown duffers who want to work on their swing may soon have a place nearby to do it.

A little-known Chicago real estate developer plans to build a 140,000-square-foot indoor golf driving range and fitness center at 401 N. Ogden Ave. on the Near West Side, according to a zoning application filed with the city...

Sandwiched between train tracks to the north and south, the three-story building would offer a year-round opportunity for golfers to working on their driving, chipping and putting within a few minutes of downtown...