Maybe ... best line ever.

"I didn’t want to wake up tied to a tree, being invited to squeal like a little piggy for the entertainment of a 20-year-old psychopath in giant dun­ga­rees, with three teeth in his head and a bitter hatred of anyone who wasn’t also a 30-stone homophobic racist who shot at things he didn’t understand."

Fixin' up Corporal's Ole Ride

In the old spirit of LoC - some interpersonal news. Corporal's old ride is having the hood buffed to try and remove the offending splotch, the leather treated, the interior detailed, and fresh pinstriping put on the front fenders today. A Nakamichi stereo is on the way, with a nice OEM look. I'm going to have the thing pimpin' Alex P. Keaton style in no time. Maybe change the plates to INVS HND? LSZ FRE? VD ECON? LFR CRV?

Trains are next...

Deja vu: Benson driving drunk again

Bears RB Cedric Benson was arrested early this morning and charged with drunken driving in downtown Austin, Texas.
After being stopped for a traffic violation, Benson failed a field sobriety test and subsequently refused both a breathalyzer and blood test. On the heels of Benson's BWI incident, the rogue running back may be more trouble than he's worth to the Bears. It's going to be tough to overlook the continued off the field woes of a player who has also been underwhelming on the field. Jun. 7 - 10:36 am et