News item: University of Texas apologizes for ‘pubic affairs’ commencement typo

In fairness, the LBJ School of Pubic Affairs does sound like a school that a Democrat would establish.

QT is BACK, baby! #artisanal #BeefSupreme

News Headline: "Beef industry searchers for solutions after 'pink slime' uproar."
News Headline: "What if it weren't called pink slime?"
Too late for that. It is irrevocably called pink slime.
The question now is: How do we get Americans to eat pink slime?"
The answer?
Call it Artisan Pink Slime.
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