The brain-dead troglodyte is back...

...Yes, The Awful Brett Myers!!! I see that he STILL SUCKS! Though i suppose the good news here is that he not only didn't serve up a grand slam, but allowed no homers at all. So take dat, HATERS (myself). Still, i hate the man. HATE.

Bottom 1st: NY Mets
- J. Reyes grounded out to second
- E. Chavez walked
- D. Wright walked, E. Chavez to second
- C. Delgado walked, E. Chavez to third, D. Wright to second
- C. Beltran walked, E. Chavez scored, D. Wright to third, C. Delgado to second
- M. Anderson grounded out to second, D. Wright scored, C. Delgado to third, C. Beltran to second
- D. Easley grounded out to third
2 runs, 0 hits, 0 errors
Philadelphia 0, NY Mets 2
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Look! who's totally sucking again tonight...

Florida Inning Summary
- H. Ramirez homered to deep left
- J. Hermida walked
- J. Cantu homered to deep left, J. Hermida scored

Woops...must really be off the roids

Chi Cubs Inning Summary
- E. Gagne relieved G. Mota
- D. Lee singled to right
- A. Ramirez walked, D. Lee to second
- K. Fukudome homered to deep right center, D. Lee and A. Ramirez scored

Grossman is back? Let's review this error so far:

What is Coach running away from?

WILKES' REPUBLICAN CULTURE OF CORRUPTION TRIAL GETTING WILD-- MAY BE KEY TO HASTERT'S EARLY RESIGNATION

Proven Veteran (cont'd)

The Padres have reportedly come to terms with Brett Tomko, who was designated for assignment by the Dodgers on Aug. 24.

Smiff called this one. GMs just can't help themselves. If this is the best the Padres could do, they should have just kept Fatty Wells. At least he used to be a good pitcher.

He's Baaaaaaaack

Yankees recalled infielder Alberto Gonzalez from Triple-A Scranton/Wilkes-Barre.

FUNNY! Does Jimbo have food poisoning?

Cubs acquired RHP Steve Trachsel from the Orioles for infielder Scott Moore and RHP Rocky Cherry. A Trachsel trade always seemed likely, but it's pretty surprising that the Cubs are reacquiring him. He does give the team a nice insurance policy should a starter falter down the stretch, but as things stand now, he doesn't figure to be an upgrade over Sean Marshall. We're assuming that's who he'll replace if he enters the rotation right away.

Ya gotta love Trachsie's K/W numbers: 45/69 in 140 2/3 IP.

Spoke too soon!

Let the SUCKfest commence...

Top 2nd: NY Mets - C. Delgado homered to deep right, M. Alou scored

Was Fredi the anonymous BHK lover?

"We haven't been the same without him."--Marlins manager Fredi Gonzalez on Byung-Hyun Kim rejoining the Marlins about a month after he was waived.

I believe K-Mad also once said this...

Fathead could have done dis

San Diego IP H R ER BB K HR Season ERA
W. Ledezma 2.1 5 4 3 3 3 1 6.75

If they had checked with me i could have told them Ledezzzma (Post-Traumatic K-Mad Syndrome) was gonna SUCK.

i hate Lohse already

HATE.

- A. Soriano singled to left

- A. Soriano caught stealing, catcher to shortstop

- R. Theriot grounded out to second

- D. Lee doubled to deep left center

- A. Ramirez hit by pitch

- C. Floyd hit by pitch, D. Lee to third, A. Ramirez to second

- M. Fontenot walked, D. Lee scored, A. Ramirez to third, C. Floyd to second

- J. Jones grounded out to pitcher

- End of Inning (1 Run, 2 Hits, 0 Errors)

now da Soxz'ez makes deres run

White Sox activated outfielder Darin Erstad from 15-day disabled list. He takes Rob Mackowiak's roster spot. Erstad was in an 0-for-21 slump at Charlotte and 6-for-47 with no extra-base hits overall.