Lattice of Coincidence: now da Soxz'ez makes deres run

Tuesday, July 31, 2007

now da Soxz'ez makes deres run

White Sox activated outfielder Darin Erstad from 15-day disabled list. He takes Rob Mackowiak's roster spot. Erstad was in an 0-for-21 slump at Charlotte and 6-for-47 with no extra-base hits overall.

5 comments:

Corms said...: 0-21 gets a promotion? How Bushian.; July 31, 2007 at 4:55 PM
k-mad said...: Corms makes an excellent point. Maybe Erstad too can be pRezzziDUNCE one day.

Speaking of making up words, Smiff's command of English has really suffered since he discovered the lolcatzzz...; July 31, 2007 at 5:12 PM
Smiff said...: Yez, annoyingz iznt it? But i figgerz you wuld like all da ZzZzZzZzZzZzzzzs.; July 31, 2007 at 6:02 PM
Fungster said...: 7th Inning, 14-3 Yanks. Dis team is sunk.; July 31, 2007 at 8:37 PM
Smiff said...: Isn't it time Jose Contreras was humanely destroyed? The Wyvernz had to replace him this week with Brandon McCarthy, for chrissakes.

Meanwhile, the Stankees hit 8 HR but pAy-Rod goes 0-5? Suckz. May as well cut bait now and trade him for some pitching and play Betemit.; July 31, 2007 at 9:42 PM

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A lotta people don't realize what's really going on. They view life as a buncha unconnected incidences and things. They don't realize that there's this like lattice of coincidence that lays on top of everything. I'll give ya an example, show ya what I mean. Suppose you're thinking about a plate of shrimp. Suddenly somebody will say like, "plate" -- or "shrimp" -- or "plate of shrimp" -- out of the blue, no explanation. No point looking for one either. It's all part of a cosmic unconsciousness.

"You know the way everybody's into weirdness right now? Books in all the supermarkets about Bermuda Triangles, UFOs, how the Mayans invented television, that kind of thing? Well the way I see it it's exactly the same. There ain't no difference between a flying saucer and a time machine.... People get so hung up on specifics, they miss out on seeing the whole thing. Take South America for example. In South America, thousands of people go missing every year. Nobody knows where they go. They just like disappear. But if you think about it for a minute, you realize something: there had to be a time when there was no people right? Well, where did all these people come from? Hmm? I'll tell you where: the future. Where did all these people disappear to: hmmm? the past. How did they get there? Flying saucers, which are really... yeah, you got it! Time machines!"

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Tuesday, July 31, 2007

now da Soxz'ez makes deres run

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