Well, yeah, like, I mean, this is totally obvious...

Blackbird Deaths Blamed On 'Don't Ask Don't Tell' Repeal By Some Prophet-Lady

I need to start drinking...

Time to close shop?

You're not going to believe this shit: we have reached blogger's limit of 2000 labels. (I tried "America hating Conservatives now happy" with the last post.) Yeah, i know, WHAT THE FUCK? I mean, the PHOKKING THING SUCKS! Since the labels are the chief reason to be here, and since no one posts anymore since Obama was elected and everything is better now, is there a point to carry on? Also, Blogger can blow it out the ass. I can't even add a "Blogger SUCKS" label now. And that sucks because THEY SUCK. I mean, i'm really beside myself here.

Thoughts? Better yet, how can we bring Blogger down in a fiery crash?

Saving FAIL

One's life savings aren't even safe under the mattress anymore. What is this world coming to?

Israel woman 'bins $1m mattress':

HAPPY 50TH BIRFDAY, K-MAD!

Wow, FITTY years old. Even Jamie Moyer thinks that is old. That's old enough to be John McCain's first born--you know, with his first wife before he dumped her ass for a millionaire trophy wife. Why didn't you ever think of that? Nevertheless, to me you are still a mavrick! No one can kill a pitching staff like you can...

It's Official

The World's Awfulest Newspaper (tie) is wid da terrists...

Tribune endorsement: Obama for president

I blame myself

This intriguing title is due for an October release... if we last that long...

Plait, Philip. Death from the Skies!: These Are the Ways the World Will End.... Viking. Oct. 2008. c.324p. illus. index.

Plait (Bad Astronomy) runs the popular blog BadAstronomy.com and is a former astronomy professor. Here, he describes the myriad ways that astronomical events could end life on Earth. These include comet and asteroid impacts, massive solar flares, supernova explosions, gamma-ray bursts, black holes, diseases of extraterrestrial origin, the eventual death of the sun, and the wobbly orbit of the sun around our galaxy that could expose us to cosmic rays.

Dis is nuttin 2 worry about...

Expulsions stoke US-Venezuela row
A series of tit-for-tat expulsions and sanctions leaves the US without ambassadors in Bolivia, Venezuela and Honduras.

Notes from the End Times

The Troglodyte Homunculi are half a point from third place in Wellness Center.

Saw this on our printer

Well, not the whole blog, just the featured picture. I found this article on the pic.

Just thinking about it makes Smiff throw-up in his mouth a little...

Democrats: Democratic-controlled Congress SUCKS

It is as Glenn Greenwald sayeth: "The Democratic Congress is more popular with Republicans than with Democrats."

ruh-roh

On the Sun-Times web masthead today:

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Traffic • Weather: CRACKLY

Invasion of the Dusty Snatchers?

The Reds have Adam Dunn hitting second against A.J. Burnett on Tuesday night. Which can only mean an extra-terrestrial has gained control of Dusty Baker's body. Dunn has been in a pretty horrible slump, but this might be just the thing to shake him out. Kudos to Baker for trying it. With Dunn hitting second, the Reds have Jeff Keppinger batting sixth and Jay Bruce hitting seventh tonight.

more End Times on the way?

Forecast for San Diego, California: 126 PM PDT THU MAY 22 2008

7 Day View

REST OF THIS AFTERNOON	FRIDAY	FRIDAY NIGHT	SATURDAY	SATURDAY NIGHT	SUNDAY
Chance Of T-Storm	Chance Of T-Storm	Chance Of T-Storm	Chance Of T-Storm	Chance Of T-Storm	Chance Of Showers
Lo: 56°F	Hi: 62°F	Lo: 57°F	Hi: 65°F	Lo: 55°F	Hi: 68°F
Pop: 40%	Pop: 50%	Pop: 50%	Pop: 50%	Pop: 40%

This after a ferocious winter...

it's still, like, really cold out dere... so den derefore....

‘We Should Be Worried About Global Cooling’

Is dis one of the signs of the End Times?

I will defer to our resident End Times expert, Mr. McClure...

Six-legged 'hexapus' claimed as world first in Britain

British marine experts have found what they claim is a world first -- a six-legged octopus, or "hexapus," whom they have christened Henry.

The unique sea creature, which has two limbs fewer than a normal octopus, is believed to be the result of a birth defect rather than an accident, say his keepers at the Blackpool Sea Life Centre in northwest England.

"We've scoured the Internet and talked to lots of other aquariums and no-one has ever heard of another case of a six-legged octopus," said supervisor Carey Duckhouse.

Henry was discovered in a lobster pot off the north Wales coast two weeks ago, and was one of eight creatures that Sea Life staff picked up from a local marine zoo there -- where staff hadn't noticed his missing legs.

It was only when he attached himself to the inside of a glass tank that Sea Life staff noticed he was two limbs short of a full set. Octopuses are renowned for having three hearts and blue blood, but not usually six legs.

"He's a lovely little thing," said a spokeswoman, adding that he will go on display to the public later this month.

The End Times?

Fung has a great view from his front windows...

Total Lunar Eclipse Tonight

Shocker

Blackhawks win! Score 7 goals! One guy had a hattrick! Chicago is going nuts, I think I heard the air raid sirens go off. I'd link to the recap, but The Daily Show is coming up...

don't forget "unhinged"

"The thought of his being president sends a cold chill down my spine... He is erratic. He is hotheaded. He loses his temper and he worries me."

Sen. Thad Cochran, R-MS

the Iraqi Skilly blows forecast

First snow in memory

Baghdad residents wake up to what many have only seen in movies.

» No violence in the 'White Zone'

The forecast called for: 80's, sunny, s#i+ blowing up.