Friday, June 12, 2009

At least he's a good Clubhouse Guy...

Milton Bradley went 2-for-4 with a two-run double on Friday, giving him just his third multi-RBI game of the season.
So why was he still being booed? Bradley ran into an out in the sixth, lost a flyball in the sun in the seventh and then forgot how many outs there were and threw a live ball into the stands in the eighth. He should be quite embarrassed about his play.
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How does the Google's all-seeing eyeball in the sky know I'm a nort'-side drunken a$$#ole?

Gmail is trying to sell me a "Horry Kow" t-shirt. $13.99!

Thursday, June 11, 2009

Got $28 Meeeelion?

Den do I have a fantastic real estate opportunity for ya:

http://www.villataj.com/

Finally, we've found our Spades house. And Smiff is so not invited to stay over.

raising the question: how many senses of the word "baseball," or "player," or "baseball player," are there?

I'll give you one for damn sure - he is a grinder.

Cleveland Indians manager and former Prairie Chicken Eric Wedge, on Manky Dreadful infielder Mark DeRosa:

"He's a baseball player in every sense of the word."

Wednesday, June 10, 2009

turns out he also sucks as a manager

"If Kenny brought Beckham here, it's because Josh Fields was not doing his job."
-- Ozzie &*@#! Guillen


Josh Fields in 2009: .237 BA, .304 OBP, .333 SLG, .637 OPS
Ozzie Guillen's career stats: .264 BA, .287 OBP, .338 SLG, .626 OPS

Lovie Do

chicagotribune.com: The Sporting News ranked the Bears' Lovie Smith as the 20th-best coach in the NFL. Do you agree?
No, Lovie's winning record speaks for itself. (1851 responses) 48.4%
Yes. In-game adjustments, Ron Rivera, sticking with Rex...shall I go on? (1974 responses) 51.6%
3825 total responses (Results not scientific, but get a brain moranic)

End Times Prediction

'Tiny chance' of planet collision

So if we don't phokk it up over the next few billion years, Venus or Mars (or a super freakish MercuVenus combo planet) could come in and finish us off. And there's nothing the United Federation of Planets can do to stop it! Mwahahahahaha!

Saving FAIL

One's life savings aren't even safe under the mattress anymore. What is this world coming to?

Israel woman 'bins $1m mattress':

Earth to Josh Fields: Ozzie Is The Phokking Manager

Josh Fields earned the ire of manager Ozzie Guillen after saying that he wanted answers from the organization about his future.
"Oh, you better be careful for what you say and what you wish," said Guillen "It's not my fault that we brought [Gordon] Beckham here. If [GM] Kenny [Williams] brought Beckham here, it's because Josh Fields was not doing his job. Am I wrong?"
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Tuesday, June 9, 2009

Wow, almost everyone thinks he sucks

Virginia.gov
2009 June Democratic Primary Unofficial Results
Governor
Precincts Reporting: 2,499 of 2,504 (99.80%)
R. Creigh Deeds 159,284 (49.73%)
Terry R. F. McAuliffe 84,588 (26.41%)
Brian J. Moran 76,376 (23.84%)

Why does Bob Herbert hate plutocratic duck liver eaters?

Op-Ed Columnist
State of Shame
By BOB HERBERT
Published: June 8, 2009

Ferndale, N.Y.

Each feeder, for example, is responsible for feeding 200 to 300 (or more) ducks — individually — three times a day. The feeder holds a duck between his or her knees, inserts a tube down the duck’s throat, and uses a motorized funnel to force the feed into the bird. Then on to the next duck, hour after hour, day after day, week after week.

The routine is brutal and not very sanitary. Each feeding takes about four hours and once the birds are assigned a feeder, no one else can be substituted during the 22-day force-feeding period that leads up to the slaughter. Substituting a feeder would upset the ducks, according to the owners of Hudson Valley Foie Gras, which operates the farm.

Not only do the feeders get no days off during that long stretch, and no overtime for any of the long hours, but they get very little time even to sleep each day. The feeding schedule for the ducks must be rigidly observed.

When I asked one of the owners, Izzy Yanay, about the lack of a day of rest, he said of the workers: “This notion that they need to rest is completely futile. They don’t like to rest. They want to work seven days.”

Covering this story has been like stepping back in time. Farmworkers in New York do not have the same legal rights and protections that other workers have, and the state’s multibillion-dollar agriculture industry has taken full advantage of that. The workers have no right to a day off or overtime pay. They don’t get any paid vacation or sick days. When I asked one worker if he knew of anyone who had a retirement plan, he laughed and laughed.

To understand how it’s possible to treat farmworkers in New York this way you have to look back to the 1930s when President Franklin Roosevelt was trying to get Congress to pass the Fair Labor Standards Act to provide basic wage and hour protections for workers. Among the opponents were segregationist congressmen and senators who were outraged that the protections would apply to blacks as well as whites.

Most agricultural and domestic workers were black, and the legislation was not passed until those two categories of workers were excluded. New York State lawmakers, under heavy and sustained pressure from the agriculture lobby, have similarly exempted farmworkers (the vast majority of whom are now Latino) from most state labor law protections.

There was a good chance — right up until Monday, when the State Senate went through a sudden and cataclysmic change from Democratic to Republican control — that something might be done about this legislatively. On Monday evening, the Assembly passed (and Gov. David Paterson has promised to sign) a bill extending much-needed labor protections to farmworkers, including the right to at least one day of rest per week and, more important, the right to bargain collectively.

Republican senators were split on the bill, however, and the New York Farm Bureau, the lead lobbying agency for the agriculture industry, is furiously opposed to passage. With the upheaval in the Senate, the fate of the bill, called the Farmworkers Fair Labor Practices Act, is unknown.

A major supporter of the bill, the Rev. Richard Witt, executive director of the Rural and Migrant Ministry of New York, said the Senate shift would have no effect on the campaign for passage of the bill. Another supporter, Kerry Kennedy, founder of the Robert F. Kennedy Center for Justice and Human Rights, also said she will continue to push hard for passage.

“It’s shocking that these conditions could exist in New York State,” Ms. Kennedy said. “We talked to a worker who had not had a day off in 10 years.”

That is not an argument that carries much weight with the Farm Bureau. Sounding like an echo of Mr. Yanay, the bureau’s spokesman, Peter Gregg said, “They don’t want days off. The farmworkers want to work. They came here to make money.

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He just wants to help the ballclub any way he can

"We just need to bring a little more energy and intensity to the table ... Through a season, teams go through ups and downs. It's a little dead period for us now. I know the media has been asking questions about Detroit coming in because they're simply leading the Central, but every game is important, every series is important. We're not really looking at the standings right now. We've just got to take some energy into each and every game."
-- Podzzzie

Monday, June 8, 2009

Would you like file sharing with that?

BBC NEWS Technology Swedish pirates capture EU seat

So if you're a "pirate" of the darky kind you must be hunted down and destroyed because you're causing "disruptions" to the western economic model, while if you're a pirate of the whitey kind you get representation in a continent wide parliament. Now do you understand why all us darkies are confused?

I realize this one late effort doesn't make it up to Smiff, but was Slash not available?

News item: Linkin Park guitarist chosen as UCLA commencement speaker

Sunday, June 7, 2009

Books that smell like bacon? It's a Deckerian wet dream...

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