Showing posts with label if we don't do X the terrists have won. Show all posts
Showing posts with label if we don't do X the terrists have won. Show all posts

Wednesday, April 20, 2011

Apple knows what you did last summer

iPhone keeps record of everywhere you go | Technology | guardian.co.uk

Of course the tool they have only seems to work on Macs. But Fungster will work to see if his iOS device has been tracking all of his (il)legal activities...and get right back to ya!

Friday, September 5, 2008

Daddy!

I don't think that paternalism is the right word, but it was scarry to me to hear the constant lulling reminder of how strong McCain is and how he will keep this country safe from all the people who want to hurt us. What a view of the world.

And I liked how Chris Matthews used the term "communitarian" to refer to Democrats. So true, and yet still ringing with the slur-filled promise of "communi(s)t."

Sunday, July 6, 2008

this is nothing to worry about as long as we get it before da tarrists do, or, this won't matter when the bees disappear... wait... yes it will...

Crowd-Controlling MEDUSA Ray Gun Puts Voices Inside Your Head

The Sierra Nevada Corporation claimed this week that it is ready to begin production on the MEDUSA, a damned scary ray gun that uses the "microwave audio effect" to implant sounds and perhaps even specific messages inside people's heads. Short for Mob Excess Deterrent Using Silent Audio, MEDUSA creates the audio effect with short microwave pulses. The pulses create a shockwave inside the skull that's detected by the ears, and basically makes you think you're going balls-to-the-wall batshit insane. The MEDUSA can also "produce recognizable sounds" and is aimed primarily at military uses, but New Scientist revealed there are other uses in the works, too. (YAY! Ed.)

Wednesday, June 18, 2008

what's a little s#i+ blowing up between friends?

Obama and the war

Before Barack Obama can get his presidential hands on the Iraq War, it might end, not in disaster as he figures, but in an American victory. (YAY! -- Ed.)

He, his fans and much of the media haven't noticed in the heat of the presidential campaign, but the war is winding down, if not nearing its end. Fewer military and civilians killed or wounded; fewer insurgent attacks; more order and security, especially in such troubled areas as Basra and Sadr City; more reconciliation; improved quality of life, and—-not the least—-greater liberties.

Still, Obama's perspective remains unchanged. There's no accommodation to changed circumstances, only his iron-willed pandering to anti-war voters. As of this writing, his blah blah blah blah....

News item: At Least 51 Are Killed in Blast at Baghdad Market

Friday, June 6, 2008

If we can try children for war crimes, why can't we try retards (like you-know-who)?

UN scolds U.S. for detaining children

GUANTANAMO BAY – A United Nations committee has reprimanded the U.S. for trying Omar Khadr for war crimes and detaining hundreds of children in Iraq and Afghanistan, when international law requires that they be rehabilitated.

Khadr, who was 15 when he was shot and captured in Afghanistan in 2002, and Afghan detainee Mohammed Jawad are on trial here for allegedly attacking U.S. troops.

Their trials are believed to be the first war crime prosecution of juveniles, which civil rights groups warn will set a dangerous precedent.

Tuesday, May 27, 2008

the tairrists are winning

Americans Driving At Historic Lows
Eleven Billion Fewer Vehicle Miles Traveled in March 2008 Over Previous March

WASHINGTON - Americans drove less in March 2008, continuing a trend that began last November, according to estimates released today from the Federal Highway Administration.

"That Americans are driving less underscores the challenges facing the Highway Trust Fund and its reliance on the federal gasoline excise tax," said Acting Federal Highway Administrator Jim Ray.

The FHWA's "Traffic Volume Trends" report, produced monthly since 1942, shows that estimated vehicle miles traveled (VMT) on all U.S. public roads for March 2008 fell 4.3 percent as compared with March 2007 travel. This is the first time estimated March travel on public roads fell since 1979. At 11 billion miles less in March 2008 than in the previous March, this is the sharpest yearly drop for any month in FHWA history.

Thursday, April 17, 2008

Monday, February 25, 2008

Terrist! Terrist! Terrist!


Dis proves it! He's wit dem! Not wit us! Is dis who you want leading you, America? Somebody who would wear something other than a suit & tie? Wearing terrist clothes? Huh?

Lessee how long "turban-gate" takes to blow over...

Also, dis image does show, quite clearly, that he's not black enuff...

Tuesday, February 19, 2008

Profiling, Iraqi Style

Iraq orders police to round up beggars and mentally ill

The U.S. military and the Iraqi government have claimed that Sunni insurgents led by al-Qaida in Iraq are increasingly trying to use Iraq's most vulnerable populations as suicide bombers to avoid raising suspicions or being searched at checkpoints that guard access to many markets, neighborhoods and bridges in the capital.

And so we must lock them all up. For their protection. And ours.

Tuesday, January 15, 2008

Misplaced Priorities (cont)

Missing dogs found safe

While untold people are suffering all over this city, state, nation, continent, hemisphere and globe (once we meet the Vulcans I'll add solar system, galaxy and universe to the list), we're concerned about whitey's pooches. .

Monday, November 26, 2007

Updating a LoC story

Our favorite Southwest Airlines passenger has found her wings...

Stopping the terrists

Top US engineer in piss-off-everybody car fuel solution

So, we're like, addicted to oil, and like, the oil profits are like being used to like terrorise us? This is like, way too complicated. Can't we just like bomb them or something? Like?

Thursday, November 1, 2007

Shocking! Dumbya plays the Nazi card AGAIN...

Of course, no one has done more to fan the tarrist flames than the @$$HOLE-FULLA$#itter-in-Chief

Bush slams Democrats on terror
President Bush compares Congress' Democratic leaders with people who ignored the rise of Lenin and Hitler early in the last century, saying "the world paid a terrible price" then and risks similar consequences today.

Tuesday, October 30, 2007

Is EVERYBODY wid da tarrists dese days?

Even Republican Senators from South Carolina are jumping on the America-hating bandwagon.

"I don't think you have to have a lot of knowledge about the law to understand this technique violates" the Geneva Convention and other statutes, Graham said.

Since when is knowledge a requirement?

Tuesday, October 23, 2007

Misplaced Priorities

Instead of being worried about this, our emperor, George Bush II, or Dumbya, is worried about this.

Thursday, October 4, 2007

civilization grinds to a halt

If Texas isn't executing evildoers, da tarrists have won.

HOUSTON — Signaling an indefinite halt to executions in Texas, the state's highest criminal appeals court late Tuesday stayed the lethal injection of a 28-year-old Honduran man who was scheduled to be put to death Wednesday.

The reprieve by the Texas Court of Criminal Appeals was granted a week after the U.S. Supreme Court agreed to consider whether a form of lethal injection constituted cruel and unusual punishment barred under the Eighth Amendment. On Thursday, the Supreme Court stepped in to halt a planned execution in Texas at the last minute, and though many legal experts interpreted that as a signal for all states to wait for a final ruling on lethal injection before any further executions, Texas officials said they planned to move ahead with more.

As a result, Tuesday's ruling by the Texas court was seen as a sign that judges in the nation's leading death penalty state were taking guidance from the Supreme Court and putting off imminent executions.

Tuesday, October 2, 2007

We're all Russians now

Da Mare is McLovin' it...

"NYC mayor: Get used to surveillance"

Note also that USA Today is calculating expenditures in Euros. And that's the McPaper? My phokking @ss.