Lattice of Coincidence: The terrists have won (cont)

Monday, September 12, 2011

The terrists have won (cont)

Cookies strike fear on flight - chicagotribune.com:

7 comments:

k-mad said...: I blame the passenger. What part of "If you see something, say something" didn't he understand? And if he didn't understand it the first time he heard it, how come he hadn't asked for clarification by the one hundred phokking millionth time he'd heard it? If that plane had gone down, it would have been on HIS PHOKKING WATCH. And as if the 12-year old girl shouldn't have been a DEAD PHOKKING GIVEAWAY! If you were trying to POISON the crew to BRING DOWN THE PHOKKING AEROPLANE, what more BRILLIANT PHOKKING RUSE could you come up with than to recruit a 12 YEAR OLD GIRL SUICIDE CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIE BOMBER??? Doesn't this dumbphokk WATCH THE NEWS??? IF THIS IS WHAT PASSES FOR VIGILANCE, WE ARE ALL TOTALLY PHOKKED!!!!; September 12, 2011 at 7:15 PM
k-mad said...: I find it only slightly reassuring to find that a good number of my fellow citizens express their agreement with the spirit of my remarks in their comments on the Tribune website (see also: Onion or real?).; September 12, 2011 at 7:20 PM
k-mad said...: Still, though... PHOKK!; September 12, 2011 at 7:26 PM
k-mad said...: There are five Google results for "cookie terror attack," by the way.; September 13, 2011 at 10:05 AM
Fungster said...: Talking to yourself again I see?; September 13, 2011 at 3:06 PM
k-mad said...: Nice profile photo!; September 13, 2011 at 4:24 PM
Fungster said...: Thanks! I drawd it myself...; September 13, 2011 at 5:02 PM

A lotta people don't realize what's really going on. They view life as a buncha unconnected incidences and things. They don't realize that there's this like lattice of coincidence that lays on top of everything. I'll give ya an example, show ya what I mean. Suppose you're thinking about a plate of shrimp. Suddenly somebody will say like, "plate" -- or "shrimp" -- or "plate of shrimp" -- out of the blue, no explanation. No point looking for one either. It's all part of a cosmic unconsciousness.

"You know the way everybody's into weirdness right now? Books in all the supermarkets about Bermuda Triangles, UFOs, how the Mayans invented television, that kind of thing? Well the way I see it it's exactly the same. There ain't no difference between a flying saucer and a time machine.... People get so hung up on specifics, they miss out on seeing the whole thing. Take South America for example. In South America, thousands of people go missing every year. Nobody knows where they go. They just like disappear. But if you think about it for a minute, you realize something: there had to be a time when there was no people right? Well, where did all these people come from? Hmm? I'll tell you where: the future. Where did all these people disappear to: hmmm? the past. How did they get there? Flying saucers, which are really... yeah, you got it! Time machines!"

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Monday, September 12, 2011

The terrists have won (cont)

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