Almost a whole month without a post?

I blame Sarge. He's the one ranting on the twitterz with his like 8 different screen names while the LoC wastes away. Yep, all Sarge's fault.

Prepare to shudder

Ann Coulter ready to campaign for Clinton

Decker's doppelgänger BUSTED!

Former Mets clubhouse employee Kirk Radomski said that he sent multiple shipments of steroids to Eric Gagne between 1999 and 2004, including one package that was sent to Dodger Stadium. Radomski alleges that Paul Lo Duca purchased steroids on Gagne's behalf and recalls having direct contact with him just once, at which time they reportedly spoke about how to get the air out of a syringe. According to the Mitchell Report, the Red Sox had internal discussions about Gagne's past steroid usage before acquiring him in 2007, including an e-mail from general manager Theo Epstein that read: "Have you done any digging on Gagne? I know the Dodgers think he was a steroid guy."

NOW it's over

Bears give nod to Orton

Blame Decker (cont)

http://www.stoptheandrew.org/

Note to Briggs: This is the spot where you exclaimed: "Why the phokk isn't there a huge building here, instead of this parking lot. It makes no sense. These people are idiots." Well, apparently they heard you and now they're working on it...

They have huge red banners on the buildings across and next to the site, i.e. the buildings whose view would be ruined by the new building...

they must know he's one of Decker's...

According to Tracy Ringolsby*, the Giants have "let it be known that Tim Lincecum, their No. 1 pick in 2006, can be had for a quality bat."

Hmmm, unless it's Miguel Cabrera, this would be an incredibly stupid thing to do. Of course, this is Brian Sabean* we're dealing with (see ridiculous Barry Zito signing), so anything possible. Cabrera might be too young for Sabean - maybe he could get Moises Alou back from the Mets? What's Willie McCovey up to (they have his cove right there in right field!). Meanwhile, he's considering bringing Omar Vizquel back for not one, but two years...

*moron

Anudder Sarge Hero Bites the dust

Tennis: Hingis fails drug test

And it wasn't even a performance enhancing one.

Also, wasn't Wimbledon in like June/July? Whitey's drug results always seem to come out like months later, when they've had a chance to make more money, put their affairs in order etc. And when they (finally) catch whitey, he appeals and gets to keep his title and money while they go through all those appeals. Darky has to go in front of the camera and cry her eyes out about how she "deceived" everyone. Even returns her medals before "officially" being asked to.

Anudder Similar case - George Ryan. He gets to make his appeals from home. Darky gets to make his appeals from jail.

Recall Blago?

And while we're at it, can we put in a recall process for El Presidente?

Tell us what you think: Removing a governor

Decker?

Down Goes Smiff

Smiff will lose to Sarge in week 1. How embarrasing for you. $#!+ really blew up in your face this time. Oh, if only you were playing Corms this week, who may squeak by the Nobber with the 7th best score of the week.

Oh yes, we will be buying Stattracker for our weekend viewing pleasure. So anytime you want to know who's leading at what time, gimme a call. I only promise to answer those who have helped pay for it...

Chemical Warfare?

Clearly this is a terrist attack, by a certain Northwestern suburb visitor...

Foul odor sends fire officials to O'Hare
By James Janega Tribune staff reporter
10:23 AM CDT, August 27, 2007

A report of a foul odor at O'Hare International Airport today may have been "sewer gas," police say, but it wasn't hazardous and didn't affect flights.

Ambulances from the Chicago Fire Department were called to a service area at about 8:10 a.m. at O'Hare after three employees complained of a foul smell in the air, airport and fire officials said.The employees were checked out, but no one was transported to hospitals.

"By the time it was reported and the scene was secured, it was about 10 minutes," said Chicago Department of Aviation spokeswoman Karen Pride.No flights were delayed, she said.A broken pipe may have caused the odor, but the official source hadn't been tracked down this morning, Pride said, adding that dangerous or flammable materials had been ruled out."They think it may be sewer gas. It doesn't appear to be anything there to hurt anyone," Officer Marcel Bright said.

face it, Decks...

You are The Kiss of Death.

Does anyone have him?

ST. LOUIS (AP) -- In spring training 2005, Rick Ankiel launched his new career as a 26-year-old minor-league outfielder. In his first game back in the major leagues, he launched one out of the ballpark.
Ankiel's three-run homer capped a storybook return and Joel Pineiro worked seven scoreless innings in the St. Louis Cardinals' 5-0 victory over the San Diego Padres on Thursday night.
"Unbelievable," Ankiel said. "You almost can't put that into words."

Sarge, hurry!

Decker killz anudder one...

...really, his track record for killing careers has surpassed K-Mad's by this point... (next up: Lance Berkman?)

Brewers optioned second baseman Rickie Weeks to Triple-A Nashville.
Weeks will be back in September, but the Brewers seem to be pretty much giving up on him for the rest of 2007 with this move. Weeks was just 7-for-46 last month, and he hasn't homered since April, when he had five of them. His wrist just won't allow him to drive the ball right now. Weeks has hit just .156 since coming off the disabled list on June 18.

Decker drafts Chin-Lung Hu, ruins another career...

Who is going to flame out because Decker picked him up?

Yes.

I mean the fellow's name.

Hu.

The guy Decker is going to destroy by drafting him.

Hu.

That's what I'm asking.

Hu is the guy.

I'm asking YOU who is the guy.

That's the man's name.

That's who's name?

Yes.

Well go ahead and tell me.

That's it.

That's who?

Yes.

will K-Mad listen to the masses???

I've been getting fevered calls and e-mails about the site getting shut down, and de're apparently to lazy to apply for membership. Well, they are Americans, after all (except Fungai). So what say yea? Is it safe to become public again?? If we get death threats again, just send them to me and i will personally hunt dem down and kill dem. Just think of Da Fants and what Da Fants usually do...K I L L.