Was Blago's book release timed to coincide with Shameless Promotion Month?

Also: Beware the Ides of National Chicken Month:

we are living in a golden age (cont'd)

chicken pie house of horrors revisited

You see it, don't you? The sinister subtext practically leaps off the screen!

The granny cannibal—the Grannibal—offers up her grandkids baked into a pie. "Hello, weary traveler. Come in, come in. Can I get you someone—that is to say, something to eat?" Her eagerness lends a pathetic note to her treachery...

they can have my quarter-pounder with cheese when they pry it from my cold dead fingers

Yeah, that'll work:

Now the next president needs to put meat on the bones of environmental policy - by telling us to eat less of it.

"Bewitching" -- I bet...

The Fairest Fowl by Tamara Staples

"Lush plumage, gleaming feathers, perfect thighs... Finally, chickens receive the respect they're due."