English-Atlantan remix

(1:08 AM) briggs: i am rocking the Outkast right now
(1:08 AM) briggs: one of those hip-hop artists white people like
(1:10 AM) fungster: watching monty python
(1:11 AM) fungster: quest for the holy grail
(1:13 AM) briggs: we just don't match the stereotypez
(1:14 AM) fungster: it shud totally b da oppozit
(1:30 AM) briggs: np: hey ya!
(1:31 AM) fungster: I have 20 pending issues in my nation
(1:31 AM) briggs: you have all kinds of ways to kill a saturdya
(1:32 AM) fungster: what should I do about a mass murderer we can't catch?

More Colts chat

(3:51:22 PM) briggs: the announcers have talked a lot about marvin [harrison]
(3:51:35 PM) briggs: and not a word about the new civil suit that accuses him of having shot a guy
(3:51:47 PM) briggs: if this were an NBA game
(3:52:05 PM) briggs: that'd be all they'd talk about
(3:52:10 PM) briggs: it wouldn't matter if he had 30 points
(3:52:46 PM) fungster: dat's because Marvin is Obama
(3:52:54 PM) fungster: NBA players - thug life
(3:53:06 PM) briggs: haha

Colts FTFW

lightly edited to remove irrelevancies...

(3:34:55 PM) fungster: indy scores on 4th & 7
(3:35:04 PM) fungster: down 10
(3:35:08 PM) fungster: 4 mins to go
(3:35:13 PM) briggs: hah
(3:36:52 PM) fungster: indy onside kick recovered by Houston
(3:40:44 PM) fungster: Houston fumbles, Indy returns for TD!!!!!!!1
(3:41:00 PM) briggs: lol
(3:41:24 PM) briggs: how many timeouts do the colts have?
(3:41:29 PM) fungster: 14pts in 30 sec
(3:42:40 PM) fungster: 1 timeout
(3:42:46 PM) briggs: hmm
(3:42:49 PM) briggs: well
(3:42:57 PM) briggs: they can't give up more than probably one first down
(3:43:20 PM) fungster: 2nd and 8
(3:43:24 PM) fungster: Hou 22
(3:43:34 PM) fungster: 3:11 to go
(3:43:54 PM) fungster: incomplete
(3:44:01 PM) briggs: haha
(3:44:02 PM) fungster: lucky there
(3:44:05 PM) fungster: stops clock
(3:44:10 PM) briggs: don't give manning this chance, houston
(3:44:46 PM) fungster: fumblee
(3:44:55 PM) fungster: Indy ball!!!!!!!
(3:44:59 PM) briggs: what?!
(3:45:27 PM) fungster: qb scrambles
(3:45:37 PM) fungster: they knocked the ball out of his hand
(3:45:48 PM) briggs: lol
(3:45:58 PM) briggs: i'm so mad this isn't on, haha
(3:46:25 PM) fungster: well apparently the priority here is the bears game
(3:46:27 PM) briggs: i've got baltimore vs. tennessee
(3:47:58 PM) briggs: hope my dad didn't give up on the game, hahaha
(3:50:16 PM) fungster: indy td catch
(3:50:20 PM) briggs: lmao
(3:50:20 PM) fungster: under review
(3:50:27 PM) briggs: and they lead
(3:51:37 PM) fungster: confirmed
(3:51:41 PM) briggs: lol
(3:51:42 PM) fungster: TD!!!!!!!!!!!11

we can haz AIM too?

(12:11:08 AM) briggs: matthews is doing a good job
(12:12:49 AM) fungster: 5 mavericks vs 4 scrantons
(12:16:04 AM) briggs: that was funny
(12:35:01 AM) fungster: who won the debate? let's ask each camp...for the talking points
(12:37:57 AM) briggs: yeah
(12:38:25 AM) fungster: energy independence?
(12:38:46 AM) briggs: how come every republican woman who comes on to talk impresses me more than sarah palin?
(12:39:43 AM) fungster: they've probably been at it longer
(12:39:54 AM) briggs: ready on day one
(12:42:14 AM) fungster: doggonit!
(12:43:00 AM) briggs: i imagine her, when he said "past is prologue", thinking "past is what? wait, i don't care, i'm mavericky." and that thought process happened in about 0.00001 seconds
(12:44:23 AM) fungster: the brain is quite fast you know
(12:44:48 AM) briggs: especially when everything is a nail
(12:46:08 AM) briggs: nothin' worse than a killed job
(12:46:27 AM) fungster: it looked like she was shaking her head when talking about her team, and nodding when talking about the other team
(12:46:34 AM) briggs: cubs are a homer, three walks and a homer away from being tied
(12:46:36 AM) fungster: either she's bulgarian or...
(12:46:39 AM) briggs: or a strike from losing

and now a word from off the LoC

briggs: he wants to put off the debate
chill: because of the economic crises?
briggs: "yes."
chill: is he the chairman of the fed now or something?
briggs: well he's going to be president in four months
chill: maybe Sarah has been to a bank in Alaska before and can solve the whole thing herself
briggs: lol