Showing posts with label modern art SUCKS. Show all posts
Showing posts with label modern art SUCKS. Show all posts

Wednesday, January 30, 2008

Add art to the list of things that ain't what it used to be.

"Artist" Mary Carothers regarding her latest "artwork," a 1978 Chevy Nova frozen in a block of ice:

"We're redefining our processes of --"

Shut the fuck up.

"We're asking the public to think about freedom and power, to become aware --"

No. Really. SHUT THE FUCK UP.


http://www.frozencar.com/

Chevy Nova on Ice

Wednesday, October 10, 2007

Shut the phokk up.

Colombian artist Doris Salcedo regarding her latest artwork, a 548-foot-long crack in a concrete floor of the Tate Modern gallery in London:

"It represents borders, the experience of--"

If dat's "art," than so is the foot long crack of my @ss.