Not Bloheim's week...

First, one of his brain-dead players is suspended for the year by the university for punching a woman in the face (and Bloheim defends him...Classy!), he is forced into attacking a microphone (below), and den Da Cuse lose on a 60-foot bomb at the buzzer to Cleveland State (Cuse's leading scorer that night: the aforementioned tatted up asshole prick phokkface dickhead brain-dead shit-for-brainz no-talent loser, Eric DevenDORF).

today's fuzzy math fact

62,040,610 doorknobs, at an average width of 2 and a half inches across, laid side-by-side, would stretch approximately 2448 miles, or roughly the distance from Washington, DC to San Diego, CA, in case you are trying to visualize it.

bad karma follows Smiff to San Diego

News item: The Padres are looking at having Mark Prior begin a rehab assignment in April and return to the majors in early May.

Smiff and Gooch Stayin' Classy

Tadahito Iguchi's agent said Thursday that his client turned down several multi-year contract offers to sign with the Padres for one year and $4 million. Iguchi is said to have had a two-year offer to play second base for the Rockies and a three-year offer to play third base for the Phillies. Instead, he takes a one-year deal to play in the majors' most extreme pitcher's ballpark. Like Ron Burgundy, he must think that San Diego is a very classy place.

hoaxers perpetrating greatest hoax ever perpetrated going to elaborate lengths to perpetrate hoax (cont'd)

"People in the past who have been on the nutty fringe of political life, who were more or less voiceless, have now been given an inexpensive and easily accessible soapbox, a blog..."
-- Turdblossom

Case in point:

RADICAL RIGHT -- RIGHT WING TRUMPETS TV WEATHERMAN'S GLOBAL WARMING DENIAL

more wisdom from John "FULL@S#i+" Coleman

"Being a TV weatherman in San Diego is an outrageous scam," says KUSI NEWS' 6, 10 and 11 PM weathercaster. Then he laughs. He knows there is plenty of truth in his joke, but he also knows its a long way from the whole story. "Actually there is plenty of weather to forecast in San Diego from the morning marine cloud and fog banks to frosty nights and heat waves. There are Pacific winter storms, El Ninos and La Ninas, Santa Anas, SOSA's (Sort Of Santa Anas), WOFs (Walls of Fog) that come ashore following Santa Anas, June Gloom and there are mountain snow storms and summer heat waves. There are droughts and floods. We have plenty of weather. But we also have long spells of wonderful sunny, mild weather. San Diego is famous for our good weather. It's what makes this America's Finest City." Suckers!

what being a weatherman in San Diego does to your brain

"It is the greatest scam in history. I am amazed, appalled and highly offended by it. Global Warming; It is a SCAM. ... I have read dozens of scientific papers. I have talked with numerous scientists. I have studied. I have thought about it. I know I am correct.*"
-- The Weather Channel founder and long-time "TV weatherman" John Coleman, 11/7/07

Like being a weatherfraudster in the Land Without Weather isn't the biggest scammiest fraud of all time...

* Behold the Bushian self-assurance

will the living envy the dead? (San Diego edition)

Friday...Mostly cloudy in the morning...Becoming partly cloudy. Patchy fog in the morning. Highs 64 to 69. Light winds becoming southwest 15 mph in the afternoon.

Friday Night...Partly cloudy in the evening...Then mostly cloudy with a chance of showers after midnight. Lows 53 to 61. Light winds. Chance of measurable precipitation 40 percent.*

Saturday...Partly cloudy. Slight chance of showers in the morning. Highs 65 to 70. Light winds becoming west 15 mph in the afternoon. Chance of measurable precipitation 20 percent.*

*Of course, any "chance" less than 50% really means 1%. Also, 100% means about 30%...