Cedric Benson rips Corms, Fung, Decker, udder idiot Bears' fanz

Following another sub par performance Sunday (sez you), Cedric Benson lashed out at critics.
"I've been hearing a lot of people criticize and talk stuff. They're not watching the games or the plays. They're just throwing out criticism. Do I need to run with more of a burst? No. And [expletive] [phokk?] them. So I guess I'm getting to the hole and walking through the hole, right."

I'm wif Sir Cedric on dis one, knowing the focus group that is talking stuff. You guys might want to spend more time watching the game and less time with your faces buried in a bag of Doritos...

the beauty queen was right: U.S. Americans lack maps

More hikers wind up lost

"Weekend adventurers often underestimate risks, set out with no map or compass."