Phillies Trade Jesus

Mariners acquired infielder Jesus Merchan from the Phillies for RHP Julio Mateo.

The Virgin Mary is angry, my friends

A third-tier local politcal guy is stealing her act.

Rosemont's beloved Mayor Donald E. Stephens was always larger than life. Maybe death, too.

Six weeks after the passing of the man who put the northwest suburb on the map and steered it for its first 51 years, residents are insisting his likeness has appeared on a sycamore tree outside a village-owned health club.

In an unrelated development:

Minor miracle
News Item: A man in Floresville, Texas, finds a miraculous image of Jesus in a bird dropping on the driver-side window of his Mercury Grand Marquis.

How long has it been since, say, a sea was parted?

annudder sign of da apocamolypse

Wal-Mart warns of retail slowdown

BENTONVILLE, ARK. | Wal-Mart Chief Executive Lee Scott warned earnings in the current quarter could fall short of Wall Street expectations...

Jesus Fucking Christ

- F. Lopez tripled to deep center
- R. Belliard grounded out to second, F. Lopez scored
- R. Zimmerman walked
- R. Church doubled to deep right, R. Zimmerman to third
- A. Kearns homered to deep center, R. Church and R. Zimmerman scored