The all-time list of how poor suckers wound up here

Lattice of Coincidence ~ Search Keywords ~ All Time
lattice of coincidence 382
fuck you 191
butcher 80
buckeyes suck 53
mets suck 46
angry polar bear 25
latticeofcoincidence.blogspot.com 22
blogger 20
nude recreation 13
henry chase hager (who? - ed.) 12
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Further apologies to the poor suckers who ask themselves: "How did I wind up here?"

Lattice of Coincidence ~ Search Keywords ~ July 28 - Aug. 4
ksu black squirrel student government 5
mad cat funny 3
sewer scum drawing 3
constant flow of bullshit 2
latticeofcoincidence.blogspot.com 2
wide open lattice fence nude men 2
boner+nyc+subway 1
cat miss me 1
cat that gives the finger 1
economic bullshit 1

Mysteries from the LoC Stats Files: Search Keywords of the Poor Suckers Who Wind Up Here

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There are almost as many suckers who read this blog as contributors!

We're like, awesome.

K-Mad will be happy to know

Almost 3 years later, we're still number 1 on Google for golf/plutocracy nexus. Didn't Briggs have a band by that name?

Has it really been a year?

Since this happened?

Hello,

Your blog at: http://latticeofcoincidence.blogspot.com/ has been identified as a potential spam blog. To correct this, please request a review by filling out the form at (link deleted).

Your blog will be deleted in 20 days if it isn't reviewed, and your readers will see a warning page during this time. After we receive your request, we'll review your blog and unlock it within two business days. Once we have reviewed and determined your blog is not spam, the blog will be unlocked and the message in your Blogger dashboard will no longer be displayed. If this blog doesn't belong to you, you don't have to do anything, and any other blogs you may have won't be affected.

We find spam by using an automated classifier. Automatic spam detection is inherently fuzzy, and occasionally a blog like yours is flagged incorrectly. We sincerely apologize for this error. By using this kind of system, however, we can dedicate more storage, bandwidth, and engineering resources to bloggers like you instead of to spammers. For more information, please see Blogger Help: http://help.blogger.com/bin/answer.py?answer=42577

Thank you for your understanding and for your help with our spam-fighting efforts.

Sincerely,

The Blogger Team

P.S. Just one more reminder: Unless you request a review, your blog will be deleted in 20 days.

LoC=Spam? (cont)

Apparently the new big thing is to post a spam comment in a post we made last year. That way if you just go to the blog you don't see it (Briggs & I saw them coz we subscribe to the RSS feed for comments), but we then become one of them spamming blogs that Google hates sooo much. So I's made a coupla changes unilateral style - no more anonymous commenting (sorry brain dead bob et al) and comments on older posts will have to be approved before posting. If anyone thinks I've overstepped my authoritah, you suck, if anyone has (a) better idea(s), you suck, and if you are a spammer, you especially suck.

Blogging from Da Caribbean

So I've blogged from South America, Europe, Africa, now da Caribbean. What's left? Asia? Australia? Da South Pole? Outta Space?

Fung's already made his mark - he managed to clog da toilet. Seems to be taking quite a while to unclog too. Now perhaps it's time to go out and mingle with the locals. But dinner first perhaps.

Go Catz! Destroy the 'Cuse!

when the End Times come (are they here yet?), LoC will bear a substantial responsibility

LoC is currently the only Google hit for "live-blogging the End Times."

NYT pushes LoC's Count Dickula meme

"Mr. Cheney, of course, retreats from sunshine with the wariness of Alucard. . ."

WTF??

Did you guys miss this?



OMG you guys!!!!



How did you guys miss this? I clicked on our friends at FJM and found this link, right under the one where they say they're done with posting on that site. WTF are you so busy with that you missed this one?

We suck

4 straight weeks of declining posts? If we're not careful, we'll lose our reader.

Friedman working our side of da street

An industry that became brain-dead: by Thomas L. Friedman

"...And it included endless lobbying to block Congress from raising the miles-per-gallon requirements. The result was an industry that became brain-dead.

Nothing typified this more than statements like those of Bob Lutz, GM's vice chairman. He has been quoted as saying that hybrids like the Toyota Prius “make no economic sense.” And, in February, D Magazine of Dallas quoted him as saying that global warming “is a total crock of [expletive].”

These are the guys taxpayers are being asked to bail out."
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The Barracuda calls out K-Mad

News Item: Ms. Palin directed most of her media criticism at liberal bloggers, whom she twice called, "those bloggers in their parents’ basement just talkin’ garbage."
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screwed again

No category for Best Bush-Hating, Inane Rambling, Whining-About-the-Weather Blog.

LoC ripped off again

For a blog with not very many... ok, one follower (and admittedly, some of them are Brain Dead Bob), our impact on the wider culture remains YOOOGE.

Palin Gag Of The Day

Jimmy Kimmel:

"John McCain showed up without running mate Sarah Palin, which is a shame because she actually has a lot of experience with financial matters. You know, she lives right next to a bank."

Crooks & Liars reading LoC, but then again who isn't?

John McCain is headed to Ole Miss finally, wins the debate before it even begins!

Another ad spotted by our eagle-eyed observer featured a quote from McCain campaign manager Rick Davis declaring: "McCain won the debate--hands down."

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LoC climbing my Google Shared Items chart

Overcoming Bias (59)
Marginal Revolution (45)
NYT > Opinion (40)
EconLog (31)
AntiWar.com (22)
The Agitator (17)
Lattice of Coincidence (16)
Idolator (12)
Freedom Democrats (11)

abridged LoC statistics (updated) (cont'd)

What a difference six days makes!

Google rank for the search "maverickyness" - 1st!
followers - 1 (admittedly, some of them are Brain-Dead Bob)

K-Mad jinxed it

Though we got off to a good start, we faded down the stretch and only managed 72 posts for the week, tied for 3rd most this year. Though it seems this Tina Fey I mean Sarah Palin has people all riled up, so maybe that will help us get over 80 in one of these weeks. And if the unthinkable happens, and Obama/McBush wins, I can see a hyooge spike coming, either of unmitigated joy, or of co-ordination efforts for the move to New Zealand.