Friday, January 28, 2011

Great plans gone awry


Fugitive says he planned suicide by bear

FLAGSTAFF, Ariz. — A convicted killer who escaped from an Arizona prison says his plan was to overdose on heroin at Yellowstone National Park and let bears eat him.

Mystery solved: Teen put piano on sand bar

MIAMI — The rumors can stop swirling: The baby grand piano that turned up on a Miami sandbar was burned to tatters by New Year’s revelers, then brought to its new home by a television designer’s teenage son who said Thursday he hoped the idea might help him get into a prestigious art school.
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Monday, January 24, 2011

The only question on Chicago's mind

Do you question Jay Cutler's toughness?

Do you question Jay Cutler's toughness?

  • Yes -- He was walking around on the sideline. I'd like to have seen him try harder to play. (15909 responses)

    46%

  • No -- Cutler took tons of hits this year and only missed one game. Dude is tough. (12521 responses)

    36%

  • I'm gonna wait for the MRI results (6045 responses)

    18%

34475 total responses

(Results not scientific, but supreeemely idiotic)