Lattice of Coincidence: Just thinking about it makes Smiff throw-up in his mouth a little...

Thursday, July 24, 2008

Just thinking about it makes Smiff throw-up in his mouth a little...

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Fungster said...: I've never had any of these "drinks", but even I started to throw up a little. Of course, that would end up being the drink that a non-drinker like I would end up falling for.

But ugh, that sounds disgusting. It's like they were trying for the most revolting combo they could think of.; July 25, 2008 at 12:26 AM
Anonymous said...: Man, I had me a nice clamato this morning - it went down niiiiice and eazzzzy....yeah, fried me up a little squirrel tail and had me some dandelion greens - and just tooook it reeeeeal eazzzy drinking my clamato bud - held it like you'd hold a prom queen. MMMMMmmmmmm good was all I could say - I chuckled appreciatively looking at my clamato and thought - this is how a good day starts.; July 25, 2008 at 12:09 PM
Corporal said...: There was this time Sarge and I were trecking through the Kalahari for a week and all we had was three bottles of Clamato between us. Clamato actually saved our lives. [thousand yard stare stage right] Clamato...; July 26, 2008 at 11:28 AM

A lotta people don't realize what's really going on. They view life as a buncha unconnected incidences and things. They don't realize that there's this like lattice of coincidence that lays on top of everything. I'll give ya an example, show ya what I mean. Suppose you're thinking about a plate of shrimp. Suddenly somebody will say like, "plate" -- or "shrimp" -- or "plate of shrimp" -- out of the blue, no explanation. No point looking for one either. It's all part of a cosmic unconsciousness.

"You know the way everybody's into weirdness right now? Books in all the supermarkets about Bermuda Triangles, UFOs, how the Mayans invented television, that kind of thing? Well the way I see it it's exactly the same. There ain't no difference between a flying saucer and a time machine.... People get so hung up on specifics, they miss out on seeing the whole thing. Take South America for example. In South America, thousands of people go missing every year. Nobody knows where they go. They just like disappear. But if you think about it for a minute, you realize something: there had to be a time when there was no people right? Well, where did all these people come from? Hmm? I'll tell you where: the future. Where did all these people disappear to: hmmm? the past. How did they get there? Flying saucers, which are really... yeah, you got it! Time machines!"

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Thursday, July 24, 2008

Just thinking about it makes Smiff throw-up in his mouth a little...

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