Monday, July 30, 2007

K-Mad's Path of Destruction?

Body found on street : Police investigate the body of a man found in front of a Hyde Park building. He apparently fell or was pushed from a 10th-floor window.
Small plane crashes near elementary school
Teen playing dice is killed
Scouts from Glenview hurt in N.M. lightning strike
4 tiny bodies found at Maryland home
Al Gore's son pleads guilty, enters drug diversion program
TV's Tom Snyder dead at 71
Director Ingmar Bergman, 89
Would the Cubs trade Felix Pie?
Hardball: Sox set to send Dye to Boston?
Gingrich: 'Vacuum' could suck him into White House race

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Would it have killed you to add a link to the Weather Section here at the Worlds Greatest Newspaper? Top story: Here comes the heat. Now tell me how that doesn't fit in?

Best,
Tommy Boy

p.s. The Lightning Strike story doesn't count.

Smiff said...

K-Mad only controls lightning, not other weather events. Thank you for playing, fathead.

Anonymous said...

That was not Skilly at 2:34, but instead it was my imposter. First off I would never sign off as Tommy Boy. Wasn't that that fat guy that used to be on Saturday Night Live who was completely unfunny? That's not for me thank you very much, I much prefer the subtlety of Carol Burnett and Tim Conway, now that's good stuff! But my imposter had one thing right, the heat is indeed coming. It's going to push way up into the 90's this week with dew points in the mid 70's. That's Florida weather!

Happy Lunar Day,
Skilly in Chicago

Smiff said...

We're supposed to have a heatwave, too - 75(!) by Wed...