Lattice of Coincidence: It's a Brave New World

Tuesday, June 10, 2008

It's a Brave New World

A text message has been sent to Smiff scion of the 21st century. And he's responded.

10 comments:

Fungster said...: Was he cursing you out for costing him 30 cents?; June 10, 2008 at 4:16 PM
Corms said...: I though x amount of texts were part of the barest minimum package you could get.; June 10, 2008 at 4:33 PM
Fungster said...: If x=0, yes.; June 10, 2008 at 4:43 PM
Corms said...: Did Smiff get the zero text plan?; June 10, 2008 at 4:44 PM
Smiff said...: I gotsta a pay as you go plan and put $100 in deres.

Da pfing i can't figger out is why i can't set Twitter up on the phokking thing. In dis regard, the phokking thing SUCKS.

Oh yeah, boff you smart guys can go phokk yerselves.; June 10, 2008 at 5:08 PM
k-mad said...: We hatesez the Twitter.; June 10, 2008 at 5:26 PM
Fungster said...: Oh, if it's pay per use den who knows what they're charging for texts. $2?; June 10, 2008 at 5:38 PM
Smiff said...: Forgot my cell phone at home...now what am i going to do?; June 11, 2008 at 1:44 PM
Fungster said...: The day you return to work or home to retrieve your forgotten cell phone is the day you're a slave to it. Hold out!

Did u ever figger out how to twitter? I just started looking at ur page. & K-Mad's. & Leo's. Don't get it.; June 11, 2008 at 4:13 PM
Corms said...: I just started looking at ur page. & K-Mad's. & Leo's. Don't get it.

The twittering nabobs of negativism?; June 11, 2008 at 4:25 PM

A lotta people don't realize what's really going on. They view life as a buncha unconnected incidences and things. They don't realize that there's this like lattice of coincidence that lays on top of everything. I'll give ya an example, show ya what I mean. Suppose you're thinking about a plate of shrimp. Suddenly somebody will say like, "plate" -- or "shrimp" -- or "plate of shrimp" -- out of the blue, no explanation. No point looking for one either. It's all part of a cosmic unconsciousness.

"You know the way everybody's into weirdness right now? Books in all the supermarkets about Bermuda Triangles, UFOs, how the Mayans invented television, that kind of thing? Well the way I see it it's exactly the same. There ain't no difference between a flying saucer and a time machine.... People get so hung up on specifics, they miss out on seeing the whole thing. Take South America for example. In South America, thousands of people go missing every year. Nobody knows where they go. They just like disappear. But if you think about it for a minute, you realize something: there had to be a time when there was no people right? Well, where did all these people come from? Hmm? I'll tell you where: the future. Where did all these people disappear to: hmmm? the past. How did they get there? Flying saucers, which are really... yeah, you got it! Time machines!"

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Tuesday, June 10, 2008

It's a Brave New World

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