Lattice of Coincidence: could this be the corner we've been looking for?

Thursday, December 6, 2007

could this be the corner we've been looking for?

Cheney: Iraq to be self-governing by 2009

8 comments:

Smiff said...: I'll be looking for the flying monkeys in 2009.; December 6, 2007 at 10:58 AM
Sarge said...: It's totally the corner. Finally.

I'm celebrating!

It's the best. My best friends the Jolly Green Giant, the Tooth Fairy and a whole chorus of bewilderbeasts are going to be singing and hoisting a few at the Dreamy Bohemee Lounge on Easy Street.

Thank God.

The only thing I'm a little worried about is Iran.; December 6, 2007 at 2:40 PM
Fungster said...: I tink it's just easier to take everyting da VP sez, den make it opposite. Dere u haz it.; December 6, 2007 at 6:35 PM
Smiff said...: 3009 den?; December 6, 2007 at 9:22 PM
Corms said...: 9002.; December 7, 2007 at 9:45 AM
Fungster said...: No, 9002.; December 7, 2007 at 9:48 AM
Fungster said...: Darn it Corms...; December 7, 2007 at 9:48 AM
k-mad said...: Why can't you guys be more like Sarge and just accept a remarkable success story when life hands you one and be happy?; December 7, 2007 at 1:46 PM

A lotta people don't realize what's really going on. They view life as a buncha unconnected incidences and things. They don't realize that there's this like lattice of coincidence that lays on top of everything. I'll give ya an example, show ya what I mean. Suppose you're thinking about a plate of shrimp. Suddenly somebody will say like, "plate" -- or "shrimp" -- or "plate of shrimp" -- out of the blue, no explanation. No point looking for one either. It's all part of a cosmic unconsciousness.

"You know the way everybody's into weirdness right now? Books in all the supermarkets about Bermuda Triangles, UFOs, how the Mayans invented television, that kind of thing? Well the way I see it it's exactly the same. There ain't no difference between a flying saucer and a time machine.... People get so hung up on specifics, they miss out on seeing the whole thing. Take South America for example. In South America, thousands of people go missing every year. Nobody knows where they go. They just like disappear. But if you think about it for a minute, you realize something: there had to be a time when there was no people right? Well, where did all these people come from? Hmm? I'll tell you where: the future. Where did all these people disappear to: hmmm? the past. How did they get there? Flying saucers, which are really... yeah, you got it! Time machines!"

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Thursday, December 6, 2007

could this be the corner we've been looking for?

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