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Wednesday, July 25, 2007

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Vendor Arrested for “Impeach Him” Buttons

Now i know why we spent a GAZILLIONBEEEEEELLION dollars in the Cold War...so we could one day elect a fascist dictator of our own and become Russia.

3 comments:

Corms said...: Da.; July 25, 2007 at 12:28 PM
Sarge said...: You know, 74 year olds know karate and shit. Karate is from like the 1960s...

Public safety is threatened by things like free speech and thought don't you know.

This makes me want to throw up. Specifically on those police officers.

Russia hell...Oceania is more like it.; July 25, 2007 at 2:48 PM
k-mad said...: Is same in my country!

I know I keep trotting out the same joke, but it just keeps fitting every situation...; July 26, 2007 at 8:19 AM

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A lotta people don't realize what's really going on. They view life as a buncha unconnected incidences and things. They don't realize that there's this like lattice of coincidence that lays on top of everything. I'll give ya an example, show ya what I mean. Suppose you're thinking about a plate of shrimp. Suddenly somebody will say like, "plate" -- or "shrimp" -- or "plate of shrimp" -- out of the blue, no explanation. No point looking for one either. It's all part of a cosmic unconsciousness.

"You know the way everybody's into weirdness right now? Books in all the supermarkets about Bermuda Triangles, UFOs, how the Mayans invented television, that kind of thing? Well the way I see it it's exactly the same. There ain't no difference between a flying saucer and a time machine.... People get so hung up on specifics, they miss out on seeing the whole thing. Take South America for example. In South America, thousands of people go missing every year. Nobody knows where they go. They just like disappear. But if you think about it for a minute, you realize something: there had to be a time when there was no people right? Well, where did all these people come from? Hmm? I'll tell you where: the future. Where did all these people disappear to: hmmm? the past. How did they get there? Flying saucers, which are really... yeah, you got it! Time machines!"

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