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Commencement Speakers

Dallas Christian College
Dallas, Texas
May 11, 2007
Harriet E. Miers, former White House counsel

Liberty University
Lynchburg, Virginia
May 19, 2007
Newt Gingrich, former speaker of the U.S. House of Representatives

Regent University
Virginia Beach, Virginia
May 5, 2007
Mitt Romney, former governor of Massachusetts and a Republican candidate for president

Roger Williams University
Bristol, Rhode Island
May 19, 2007
Peter and Bobby Farrelly, writers and directors of such films as Dumb and Dumber and There's Something About Mary

Tri-State University
Angola, Indiana
May 5, 2007
Myles Brand, president of the National Collegiate Athletic Association

University of Mary Washington
Fredericksburg, Virginia
May 12, 2007
Newt Gingrich, former speaker of the U.S. House of Dumber and Dumberer