Thursday, April 26, 2007

before or after we're out of Iraq?

Kerry Wood (shoulder, elbow, hips, knees, hair, ears, nose, throat, naughty bits, ankles, all internal organs, shins, feet, toes, eyes, brains) is expected to begin playing catch later this week.
Wood hasn't thrown since he felt tightness in every part of his body two weeks ago. There is no timetable for his return to the Cubs.

1 comment:

Corms said...

That's too easy. We're never getting out of Iraq and he's never going to play catch.