take dat, suckers

I am getting a PDA, courtesy of the library (would this ever happen at Northwestern, if monkeys flying outta my butt weren't involved? no). I imagine this will be chiefly used to check ballscores at ALA...

Next pfing you know i'll have one of dose portable phones i see udder people have. Dey walk around wid dem, being really annoying. I've noticed about 2 out of every 3 calls start this way:

"Hello.......hello......HELLO????" Den dey push some buttons and stuff and give up. Den the phone rings again.... "Hello.........."

I can hear me now, "Hello....WHATDAPHOKK?????....phokk dis $#!+...phffflt...."